Wasu daga cikinku masu karancin karatu baza ku yarda da ni ba a lokacin da na buga wannan, amma akwai wani lokaci, a cikin wani can baya mai nisa, lokacin da Dodan Duniya suka zama dodanni.

Amma lokutan suna canzawa ', kamar yadda Bob Dylan ya taɓa faɗi. Kuma layin sun kasance-blurrin, 'kamar yadda ɗan mahaifin daga Growing Pains kwanan nan ya ce.

Wani wuri tare da layi, littattafai masu ban dariya da fina-finai sun haɗu kuma sun zama iko a ofis ɗin mega ɗaya, ɓarkewar nasarar nasarar sauye-sauye daban-daban na Marvel, reboots, re-reboots, spin-offs da kuma abubuwan da ke biyo mu har zuwa zamanin superhero.

A wannan lokacin a lokaci guda, yayin da nake zaune anan ina buga abin da tabbas zai kasance bita sosai cewa yawancinku za su ba da kashi 2/3 na hanyar, jarumai sarakuna ne masu ci a ofis ɗin akwatin, da duk manyan dakunan kallo. suna da tsammanin yunwa saboda yanki na wannan jaruntakar kek.

Sabon sutudiyo wanda zaiyi tsalle a kan superwagro bandwagon shine Universal, wanda kwanan nan ya bada sanarwar cewa zasu kirkiro duniya mai kyan gani domin manyan dodo. Abinda hakan yake nufi shine cewa kowane dodo zai sami fim nasa sannan kuma daga karshe dukkansu zasu hadu waje guda don yin babban dodo mai daddawa, kuma ko ku ko ina son hakan ko a'a bashi da wata ma'ana ga ajandarsu kamar wacce tufafi mai launi na ' m rocking a yanzu.

Baƙi ne. Kullum ina sanya bakar fata Domin yana ɓoye haɗari.

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A cewar rahotannin kwanan nan, Dracula Bada shine farkon wannan rayayyun halittu na Duniya, wanda shine farkon farkon dodo da zai dawo. Wani prequel wanda ya shiga cikin asalin labarin fim mafi shaharar vampire, wannan sabon ɗaukar kan tatsuniya an saita shi ne a karni na 15 na Transylvania, wanda ɗan daddaɗa ne amma yanzu mai zaman lafiya ne (over the Impaler).

Lokacin da Turkawa suka yi barazanar lalata kasarsa da kashe jama'arsa, idan bai yarda ya bar dansa ya dauke shi ya goya su ba (F wannan hayaniyar), Yarima Vlad (Luke Evans) ya sami fata a tsohuwar vampire da ke rayuwa a cikin duhu a saman dutsen mai banƙyama da suna mai sanyi-sauti. Neman ikon rusa abokan gaba da ceton danginsa, Vlad ya tilasta wa vampire juya shi, yana shan jininsa daga ƙwanƙwan kan mutum.

Idan bai yarda da sha'awar jiki ya sha jinin ɗan adam ba a cikin kwanaki uku masu zuwa, Vlad zai koma rayuwarsa ta yau da kullun, bayan kwana uku na kasancewa mai karfin iko. Amma idan ba zai iya tsayayya da sha'awar ba, zai dawwama har abada ababen hawa. Kuma wannan matsala ce da kaya. Musamman idan kun kasance da gaske, da gaske, da gaske, kuna da kyaun gani.

Da kaina nake magana, Ba ni da sha'awar wannan yanayin na dodannin da aka juyar da su zuwa munanan kyawawa jarumai, kuma Dracula Bada yana da yawa CEWA fim. Fiye da komai, yana taka rawa kamar asalin labarin superhero wanda karfin sa ya kasance shine yana da hauka kuma yana iya juyawa zuwa shit na jemagu CG. Sunan Dracula yana cikin taken, wannan gaskiya ne, amma wannan ya sami Dracula ɗin da kuka sani kuma kuke ƙauna.

Jahannama, kawai yanayin da ya sa na ji kamar ina ma kallon fim din dodo na duniya shine inda mazauna gari-gari suke daukar fitila, har ma wannan ya fi Frankenstein yawa fiye da Dracula.

Amma batun da nake da fim din ba wai kawai yana da lalata ɗayan manyan dodannin silima masu ban tsoro ba. A'a, maganata da fim din ita ce, yana da rauni har ya zama kusan an manta da shi gaba ɗaya. Rashin saitin kwallaye kuma bashi da kowane irin halaye, Dracula Bada fim ne na vampire wanda ke da ƙaranci a cikin ɓangaren cizon, kamar vamp wanda aka shigar da fuskokinsa don ya kasance cikin aminci da jin daɗin jama'a.

Ta hanyar bayyana ole Vlad a matsayin gwarzo, maimakon dodo, Dracula Bada ya rasa kyakkyawan rabo na roƙo wanda zai jawo masoya da yawa masu ban tsoro zuwa gidan wasan kwaikwayon a ƙarshen wannan makon. Abu mai ban sha'awa game da Dracula shi ne mai mugunta, mai shan jini, don haka ba shi da ban sha'awa sosai don kallon fim game da sigar Dracula wanda ba haka ba. Kawai ban damu da Dracula na mutum ba, kuma ba na son kallon sa yayin da yake ci gaba da haɓaka ƙwarewar tashi.

Na fahimci cewa wannan asalin labarin da muke magana ne akansa, amma wani abu yana da kuskure sosai lokacin da duk abin da mai ikon amfani da ikon amfani da ikon amfani da ikon amfani da sunan kyauta yake iya yi shine yake muku fatan cewa maimakon haka ku kasance kuna kallon abin. Tun da yake a bayyane yake cewa an zana Dracula a matsayin kyakkyawan jarumi, kawai kun san ba zai yi wani abu mara kyau a cikin wannan fim ɗin ba, wanda yawanci ke tsotse kowane ɗayan nishaɗi.

Kamar dai yadda wannan zane na Vlad yake so ya manta gefensa na duhu, haka ma fim ɗin yana so ya manta da ainihin dodo, fassarar Dracula Bada kawai wani cikakken tsari na wasan kwaikwayo. Yana da aminci a kusan kowane juzu'i, da zafi haka, kuma kodayake an samar da wasu matsakaitan nishaɗi a cikin gajeren lokacin gudu na minti 90, bai isa ba kawai don sanya fim ɗin komai fiye da yadda za a iya mantawa da shi. Ba mummunan fim bane. Ban taɓa kulawa sosai ba.

Abin kunya ne, da gaske, saboda da alama akwai wani fim mai ban tsoro wanda yake kwance a ƙasan duk ayyukan CG da wuraren faɗa mai wuyar faɗi-abin da-ke faruwa. Kuma wannan fim din mai ban tsoro yana zaune a saman dutsen da aka ambata a sama. Vampire din da ya juya Vlad (a sama) ya fi Dracula yawa fiye da Dracula kansa, kuma manyan al'amuran biyu da halayen ke ciki suna cikin mafi kyawun fim ɗin. Charles Dance yana da kyau a cikin rawar, kuma ina yawan son in kalli fim game da halayensa, maimakon Evans '.

Abin ba in ciki, ban kasance ba.

Abin mamaki, Yarima Vlad ne, a cikin wannan fim din, wanda ya ce a wani lokaci duniya ba koyaushe take buƙatar jarumi ba - wani lokacin, tana buƙatar dodo. Wannan layin ya tsaya min a yayin da na fito gidan wasan kwaikwayo a daren jiya, yayin da ya taƙaita yadda nake ji game da shi Dracula Bada. Ba mu buƙatar jarumi tare da wannan ba, Universal. Muna buƙatar dodo. Kuma gaskiyar cewa bamu sami ɗaya ba ya bar ni da damuwa ƙwarai game da makomar wannan sabuwar duniya mai ƙarfin hali.

A ƙarshen rana, Dracula Bada tsari ne mai kyau don abin da nake tunanin Universal yana ƙoƙarin yi da waccan duniyar. A takaice dai, ana yin abin da suke ƙoƙarin yi. Matsalar ita ce ban damu da wannan duniyar da aka kafa ba, wanda matsala ce saboda ya kamata in faɗi cikin masu sauraren duk wani abin da ya shafi Monan-Adam… daidai?

Kaico, da alama wadancan dodannin dodanni kawai ba nawa bane, kuma wannan shine fahimtar da ba zan iya taimakawa ba amma ina baƙin ciki.