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Abin ban dariya. Abin banƙyama. Nishaɗi.

Abin ban dariya. Abin banƙyama. Fun kamar yadda duk jahannama.

Daga Ron Bonk ya zo da wani fim mai ban tsoro / ban dariya da aka kusan kashe shi. Ta Kashe. Starring Jennie Russo a matsayin jagorar hali Sadie, Ta Kashe yana ɗaukar nau'in tsoro na jiki zuwa sabon matakin banƙyama, yin hakora kama da fim din Disney Channel. Kwanan nan na ji daɗin kallonsa kafin a sake shi.

Takaitaccen bayani daga ci gaba na nunawa yana karanta kamar haka:

“Rayuwar Sadie ta lalace lokacin da wata muguwar kungiyar da ake kira ‘The Touchers’ ta kai mata hari saboda munanan tunanin da suka yi bayan da suka ga yadda ta yi tsirara amma ba ta da wani laifi a cikin wani fili da ke kusa. A daren daurin aurenta, sun kai hari ita da maigidanta Edwin, suna zaluntar su duka. Amma a lokacin harin, budurwar budurwar ta gano wani sirri mai haɗari game da jikinta - an la'anta ta tare da almara mai suna 'Fire Crotch,' yanayin da Shaiɗan ya yi da'awar farjinta. Bayan ziyartar kawarta mai duba Casparella, an yi ƙoƙarin yin ɓarna a sararin samaniya a jikin namanta, amma yana ƙarewa ne kawai ya buɗe ɓoyayyun iko a cikinta. Raunin kyanta ya zama mai kisa, mafi munin makaminta a cikin kishirwarta na ramuwar gayya ga The Touchers da yakinta da maza masu sha'awa a ko'ina!"

Kai. Ee, kun karanta hakan daidai. Wannan fim ne game da a mai kisa farji. Cike da ɗimbin arha tasiri mai arha (fim ɗin ya kashe dala 8,000 kawai) da kuma hanyoyin ƙirƙira na sanya al'aurar mace makamin halakar jama'a, wannan ƙaƙƙarfan girmamawa ga marigayi '70's ​​grindhouse films ya yi nasara ba wai kawai ya fitar da ku ba, har ma. fatattakar ku har tsawon lokaci. Idan David Wain da Michael Showalter na Wet Hot Summer Amurka sanannen ya yanke shawarar yin spoof akan nau'in cin zarafi, zai yi kama da kama Ta Kashe. Abin dariya ya wuce sama kuma abin ban dariya; Na koyi sabbin manyan kalmomi da yawa ga farji. Mai yin wasan kwaikwayo, ga abin da wannan fim ɗin yake, yana aiki da ban mamaki. Tattaunawar ta corny tana aiki da kyau don dacewa da nau'in nau'in, kusan yana ba ku mamaki ko wannan fim ɗin ya kasance daga lokacin da ake ɗaukar tunani daga.

Wataƙila ba abin mamaki ba ne daga bayanin cewa wannan fim ɗin yana da ban tsoro sosai. Don haka, lokacin da kwikwiyona ya dunkule ni a cinyata don rungume ni yayin da nake kallon fim ɗin, na ji baƙin ciki da samun irin wannan abin da ba shi da laifi ya shaida wannan fim ɗin kuma ya motsa ta zuwa wani ɗakin. Ruwan jiki yana tashi cikin yardar kaina a cikin fim ɗin kuma jima'i ya mamaye galibin fim ɗin gaba ɗaya. Jennie Russo 'yar wasan kwaikwayo ce da a fili take jin daɗin kasancewa tsirara a fim, kuma ba zan koka game da hakan ba. Abubuwan da suka faru na mutuwa suna da ƙirƙira sosai kuma suna yin amfani da tasirin da suke da shi sosai, suna adana mafi kyawun kuma mafi ƙirƙira don kashe ƙarshe, wanda ya bar ku kuna dariya yayin da kuka ga batsa.

"Kina fada min gashin baki na bai kwanta ba!?"

"Kina fada min gashin baki na bai kwanta ba!?"

Masu Tabawa suna da ban mamaki kamar yadda babban jarumin fim din. Shugaban kungiyar, Dirk, yana wasa daya daga cikin mafi kyawun gashin baki na kowane lokaci, wanda ke gangarowa a wuyansa, ya ratsa kirjinsa sannan ya kewaya kan nononsa, duk sun hade. Yana da sanyi, yana da sexy, shi ne mutumin, kuma ba kwa son yin rikici da Dirk mai girma. Har ila yau, yana ɗaukar buhun busassun ciwon sanyi don ci. nice Sauran rukunin yana da kyau sosai, kuma dole ne ku ba da maki kyauta ga babban goon Blue don samun hoton Fatar Fata a hannunsa.

Yana rufewa a cikin mintuna 141, fim ɗin yana da alama yana jan ɗan lokaci kaɗan, yana nuna yanayin wasan disco wanda ya ci gaba don abin da ya zama kamar har abada. Abin farin ciki, a duk lokacin da aka yi sanyi a cikin fim din wani abu ko dai mai ban dariya ko abin banƙyama (ko duka biyu) ya zo kusan nan da nan kuma ka manta game da duk wani yanayin da ya yi tsayi da yawa. Abin sha'awan shi duka yana fansar wannan fim ɗin daga duk abin da ake jin kamar an ja shi.

Dukkansu, Ta Kashe fim ne mai ban tsoro da ban dariya amma ba ga raunanan zuciya ba. Tabbas wannan fim ne da ya kamata a gani don a yarda. Exorcism na sararin samaniya. Bakar Yesu. Martial Arts. Killer farji. Fashe azzakari. Yana nan duka.

Na tuntuɓi mai shirya fim Ron Bonk kuma na gano cewa za a fitar da fim ɗin zuwa bukukuwa da wasan kwaikwayo a watan Satumba, tare da fitowar Blu-Ray, Dvd, da VHS (!!!) a kusa da Maris ko Afrilu 2016. Kuna iya ziyarci hukuma Facebook shafi don ci gaba da sabunta kanku nan.

A halin yanzu, tabbatar da kallon trailer da ke ƙasa!

 

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Barka da zuwa Derry shine jerin prequel zuwa darakta Andrew Muschietti daidaitawa kashi biyu na King It. Jerin yana da ban sha'awa a cikin cewa ba kawai game da shi ba ne It, amma duk mutanen da ke zaune a Derry - wanda ya haɗa da wasu haruffa masu mahimmanci daga Sarki ouvre.

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Dubi ƙasa kuma bari mu san ra'ayin ku. Kuma kuna fatan jerin MAX Barka da zuwa Derry?

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Kwanan nan mun gudanar da wani labari game da yadda ɗaya mai sauraro da ya kalli Cikin Halin Tashin Hankali ya yi rashin lafiya ya buge. Wannan ya biyo baya, musamman idan kun karanta sharhin bayan fitowar sa a bikin Fim na Sundance na bana inda wani mai suka daga USA Today Ya ce yana da "Mafi girman kisa da na taɓa gani."

Abin da ya sa wannan slasher ya zama na musamman shi ne cewa galibi ana kallonsa ta fuskar mai kisa wanda zai iya zama sanadin dalilin da ya sa ɗaya mai sauraro ya jefa kukis ɗin su. a lokacin kwanan nan nunawa a Chicago Critics Film Fest.

Wadanda suke tare da ku mai karfi ciki za su iya kallon fim ɗin a kan iyakar fitowar shi a gidajen kallo a ranar 31 ga Mayu. Masu son kusanci da nasu john suna iya jira har sai an fito da shi a ranar XNUMX ga Mayu. Shuru wani lokaci bayan.

A yanzu, kalli sabuwar trailer da ke ƙasa:

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