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Me yasa Fatalwa shine fim mafi ban tsoro da Na taɓa gani

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9 years ago

Bari 8, 2015

Menene fim mafi ban tsoro da kuka taɓa gani? Tambaya ce mai ban tsoro magoya baya sun saba da tambayar. Ana amfani da tambayar sau da yawa don auna matakin haƙurin mutum zuwa tsoro ko neman sabon ƙirar da ba su taɓa ji ba. Lokacin da aka yi tambaya, mai son firgita zai iya amfani da ita azaman dama don nuna soyayya ta fanboy, sanannen iliminsu na rikitarwa ko lakabi mara ruhohi, fasa wargi kuma a faɗi fim mara tsoro (Polar Express), ko ɗaukar ɗan lokaci na gaskiya da sake fasalin abin da ya firgita su da dalilin da ya sa ya kasance tare da su. To menene fim ɗin daya hana ni farkawa da dare ina ihu cikin gumi mai sanyi na fewan shekaru a yarinta? Tsarki, wanda Patrick Fucking Swayze ya fito.

A bayyane yake cewa dole ne in yi raha lokacin da na gaya wa mutane Tsarki shine fim din da ya firgita ni tun ina yaro. Kuma a, Sau da yawa nakanyi wannan tattaunawar lokacin da nake amsa tambayar. Don haka bari mu sami wannan ɓangaren tattaunawar daga hanyar:

“Taya zaka zama da gaske? Tsarki?!?! Wanda Batman / poltergeist Partick Swayze da gajere mai gashi Demi Moore ku yi tukunyar yumbu tare?”

"Ee, wancan ne daya."

"Amma wannan ba kawai wani fim ne mai cike da annashuwa tare da zantuttukan allahntaka ba wanda ke da gira mai ƙarancin Whoopi Goldberg yana sumbatar Demi Moore?"

“Kai, kun tuna fim din sosai. Har ila yau, a. "

"Yaya zaku ji tsoron wannan fim ɗin?"

"Kalma ɗaya: nuns."

Ina da shekara bakwai lokacin da na fara kallo Tsarki tare da mahaifana. A wannan lokacin na shiga cikin makarantar Katolika mai zaman kanta wacce ke da alaƙa da cocin yankin. Anan, a farkon shekaruna, na koyi ABC's, 123's, kuma mafi mahimmanci cewa zan shiga wuta. Hanyar Katolika ce. Dubi malaminmu na farko, Sister Monique, ta kasance mai tsananin wuya da wutar duwatsu. Kowace rana tana tunatar da kananan masu matsala kamar ni me ye jahannama kuma idan ba mu daina zama kananan dodanni ba inda za mu je; kuma waɗannan sune ranakun da ban kamo ni da aikata wani shenanigans ba. Don haka a lokacin da iyayena suka yi tunanin zai zama mai kyau in kalli labarin soyayyar Swayze da Moore a daren fim na iyali, ina da ra'ayin cewa zan je lahira da aka zana a bayan ƙwaƙwalwata mai shekaru bakwai. Ba ni da kayan gani don tafiya tare da ra'ayoyin. Tsarki gyara wannan matsalar.

A yanzu ban taba ganin fim din ba tun wannan lokaci mai ban sha'awa a rayuwata har yau, amma idan akwai wani abu da ya kona a raina, sai mugun mutum ya mutu a fim. Kar ka manta? Bari in sabunta tunanin ku to. Dubi, lokacin da mutumin kirki ya mutu an nuna musu wani babban haske mai haske, ƙungiyar mawaƙa suna raira waƙa, kuma sun zama kyawawan ƙwallan taurari yayin da suke zuwa sama. Amma idan kun kasance mummuna, inuwa ba tare da asalin asali ba suna fitowa daga duhu suna yin kururuwa na aljanu masu ban mamaki. Suna fitowa, suna kewaye da kai farmaki ga miyagu, sai waɗannan inuwa suka ja su suna harbawa da kururuwa cikin duhu. A cikin jahannama. Ba zato ba tsammani ɗan shekara bakwai na sami hangen nesa na wani abu da na yarda da shi a matsayin gaskiya amma ban gama fahimta ba tukuna.

Ba a dau lokaci mai tsawo ba sai mafarkin ya fara na waɗannan aljanu inuwa suna fitowa daga kusurwoyi masu duhu daban-daban suna jan ni zuwa wuta. Sau da yawa nakan hango su suna fitowa daga wani portal a ginin da ke kusa sannan su bayyana a dakina. Jin kururuwa da kukan da suka zo suka kewaye ni. Tashe kururuwa amma rashin yin surutu abu ne da ya zama ruwan dare. Idan aka waiwaya baya abu ne mai ban mamaki abin da matashin tunanin zai iya yi tare da dan karamin kuzari. Hakan yaci gaba da tafiya na dan wani lokaci daga karshe mafarkan sun rage faruwa har wata rana suka tsaya. A wani wuri a wancan lokacin, na gano son fina-finai masu ban tsoro kuma komai yawan finafinan ban tsoro da nake kallo babu wanda ya yi daidai da ta'addancin da na ji daga kallon Ghost. Watakila saboda a yawancin fina-finai masu ban tsoro kun shaida yadda ake cin galaba a kan dodanni, alhali a wannan yanayin na fuskanci rikicin wanzuwar inda na kasance dodo kuma a ƙarshe na sami abubuwan da nake tafe. Ko wataƙila ni ɗan yaro ne mai tunanin wuce gona da iri.

Bayan rubuta mafi yawan wannan labarin sai na yanke shawarar kallon fim din a karon farko cikin kusan shekaru goma sha biyar. Na yi mamakin yadda fim din yake da kyau. Yana da komai kusa da fim mai kyau. Makircin shine layin labarin ku na yau da kullun. Mutum ya mutu, bai tsallaka ba, ya nuna kashe kashe ne da aka shirya, ya sami horo daga fatalwa marasa gida kan yadda ake amfani da sabbin ikon fatalwa, samun bakin magana mai karfi, ya kayar da mugunta, sannan ya ce gaisuwa ta ƙarshe. Abin ban dariya a gare ni shi ne cewa abin da kawai yake da kwanan gaske, ban da salon, shine inuwa. Kallon su yanzu suna da kwanan wata sosai suna neman sakamako na musamman kuma suna da kirki. Tsarin sauti a wani bangaren har yanzu yana da kyau sosai kuma yana da tasiri, wanda ke taimakawa taushi yanayin kwanan inuwar.

Don haka me yasa za a fada duk wannan? Shin ina kokarin yin suka ne kan dogaro da addini ga dabarun tsoro? Shin ina kushe abin da mahaifana suka zaba a daren fim? Shin ina amfani da ikon rubutu don tunkarar tsoron yara? Ko dai kawai ina ƙoƙari in zama mai ban dariya? Gaskiya, ban sani ba. Na dai yi tsammani wataƙila labari ne mai ban sha'awa game da tasiri da firgici. Yanzu da na kasance mai gaskiya: Menene wasu fina-finai masu ban tsoro ko haruffa waɗanda suka ba ku tsoro tun kuna yaro?

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'Laraba' Kashi Na Biyu Ya Sauke Sabon Bidiyon Teaser Wanda Ya Bayyana Cikakkun Cast

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Bari 7, 2024

Cameron McFarland

Netflix ya sanar da safiyar yau cewa Laraba kakar 2 ta ƙarshe yana shiga samar. Magoya bayan sun jira dogon lokaci don ƙarin gunkin mai ban tsoro. Season daya daga Laraba wanda aka fara a watan Nuwamba na 2022.

A cikin sabuwar duniyar mu ta nishaɗin yawo, ba sabon abu ba ne don nuna shirye-shiryen ɗaukar shekaru don fitar da sabon yanayi. Idan suka sake wani kwata-kwata. Ko da yake za mu iya jira na ɗan lokaci kaɗan don ganin wasan kwaikwayon, duk wani labari ne bishara mai kyau.

Sabuwar kakar ta Laraba ya dubi samun simintin gyare-gyare mai ban mamaki. Jenna Ortega (Scream) za a sake mayar mata da rawar da ta taka kamar Laraba. Za a haɗa ta Billie Piper (diba), Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire), Evie Templeton (Koma Tudun Silent), Owen Painter (Handmaid's Tale), Da kuma Nuhu Taylor (Charlie da Kayan Wuta).

Za mu kuma sami ganin wasu daga cikin simintin gyare-gyare masu ban mamaki daga kakar wasa ta farko suna dawowa. Laraba kakar 2 za ta fito Catherine-Zeta Jones (Side Gurbin), Luis Guzman (Genie), Isa Ordonez (A alagammana a Time), Da kuma Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyaw (devs).

Idan duk wannan ikon tauraro bai isa ba, almara Tim Burton (Mafarkin Dare Kafin Kirsimeti) zai jagoranci jerin. Kamar wani kunci daga Netflix, wannan kakar na Laraba za a yi masa taken Anan Muka Sake Ciki.

Jenna Ortega Laraba — Jenna Ortega a matsayin Laraba Addams

Ba mu san da yawa game da abin da Laraba kakar biyu za ta ƙunshi. Koyaya, Ortega ya bayyana cewa wannan kakar za ta fi mayar da hankali sosai. "Tabbas muna jingina cikin ɗan tsoro. Yana da ban sha'awa sosai, da gaske saboda, a duk tsawon wasan kwaikwayon, yayin da Laraba ke buƙatar ɗan ƙaramin baka, ba ta taɓa canzawa da gaske ba kuma wannan shine abin ban mamaki game da ita. "

Wannan shi ne duk bayanan da muke da su. Tabbatar duba baya nan don ƙarin labarai da sabuntawa.

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A24 An Ba da Ba da rahoton "Jawo Plug" Akan Tsarin 'Crystal Lake' na Peacock

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Bari 7, 2024

Timothy Rawles

Gidan fina-finai A24 bazai ci gaba da shirin Peacock ba Jumma'a da 13th spinoff kira Crystal Lake bisa lafazin Jumma'athe13thfranchise.com. Gidan yanar gizon yana faɗin blogger nishaɗi jeff sneider wanda ya yi bayani a shafinsa na yanar gizo ta hanyar biyan kudi.

"Ina jin cewa A24 ta ja kunnen Crystal Lake, jerin shirye-shiryensa na Peacock dangane da ranar Juma'a ta 13 da ke nuna mai kisan gilla Jason Voorhees. Bryan Fuller ya kasance saboda zartarwa ya samar da jerin abubuwan ban tsoro.

Babu tabbas ko wannan yanke shawara ce ta dindindin ko ta wucin gadi, saboda A24 ba ta da wani sharhi. Wataƙila Peacock zai taimaka wa kasuwancin su ba da ƙarin haske kan wannan aikin, wanda aka sanar a baya a cikin 2022. "

A cikin Janairu 2023, mun ruwaito cewa wasu manyan sunaye ne bayan wannan aikin yawo da suka hada da Brian Fuller, Hoton Kevin Williamson, Da kuma Juma'a 13 Kashi na 2 yarinya ta ƙarshe Adrienne Sarki.

"Bayanin Lake Crystal daga Bryan Fuller! Suna fara rubutu a hukumance a cikin makonni 2 (marubuta suna nan a cikin masu sauraro).” tweeted kafofin watsa labarun marubuci Eric Goldman wanda yayi tweeted bayanin yayin halartar wani Jumma'a 13th 3D taron nunawa a cikin Janairu 2023. "Zai sami maki biyu da za a zaɓa daga - na zamani da na Harry Manfredini na al'ada. Kevin Williamson yana rubuta wani labari. Adrienne King zai yi rawar gani akai-akai. Yayi! Fuller ya kafa yanayi hudu don Crystal Lake. Ɗaya daga cikin hukuma da aka ba da umarnin ya zuwa yanzu ko da yake ya lura cewa Peacock zai biya wani kyakkyawan hukunci idan ba su ba da odar Season 2 ba. Da aka tambaye shi ko zai iya tabbatar da rawar Pamela a cikin jerin Crystal Lake, Fuller ya amsa 'Muna gaskiya za mu je. a rufe shi duka. Jerin yana rufe rayuwa da lokutan waɗannan haruffa biyu' (wataƙila yana nufin Pamela da Jason a can!)'”

Ko a'a Peacock yana ci gaba da aikin ba a sani ba kuma tunda wannan labarin bayanan na biyu ne, har yanzu dole ne a tabbatar da shi wanda zai buƙaci Tsuntsun Makka da / ko A24 don yin wata sanarwa a hukumance wanda har yanzu ba su yi ba.

Amma ci gaba da dubawa iRorror domin samun sabbin bayanai kan wannan labari mai tasowa.

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Sabbin Hotuna don MaXXXine Nuna Mai Jini Kevin Bacon da Mia Goth a cikin ɗaukakar ta

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Bari 7, 2024

Cameron McFarland

Ti Yamma (X) ya kasance yana fitar da shi daga wurin shakatawa tare da zane mai ban tsoro mai ban tsoro tun daga baya. Yayin da har yanzu muna da ɗan lokaci don kashewa kafin MaXXXine sakewa, Entertainment Weekly ya jefar da wasu hotuna zuwa jika namu ci yayin da muke jira.

Ji yake kamar jiya X ya kasance m masu sauraro tare da kaka tsoro harbin batsa. Yanzu, muna kawai watanni hanyoyi daga Maxxxine sake girgiza duniya. Fans na iya dubawa Maxine ta sabon 80s wahayi kasada a cikin sinimomi a ranar 5 ga Yuli, 2024.

West an san shi don ɗaukar tsoro a cikin sababbin hanyoyi. Kuma ga alama yana shirin yin haka da MaXXXine. A cikin hirarsa da Entertainment Weekly, sai ya ce.

"Idan kuna tsammanin zai kasance cikin wannan X fim kuma za a kashe mutane, eh, zan isar da duk waɗannan abubuwan. Amma zai yi zig maimakon zag a wurare da yawa waɗanda mutane ba sa tsammani. Duniya ce da take rayuwa a cikinta, kuma duniya ce mai tsananin tashin hankali da take rayuwa a cikinta, amma barazanar ta bayyana ta hanyar da ba a zata ba.”

Za mu iya kuma sa ran MaXXXine ya zama fim mafi girma a cikin ikon amfani da sunan kamfani. West baya rike komai na kashi na uku. “Abin da sauran fina-finan biyu ba su da shi shine irin wannan fage. Don ƙoƙarin yin babban fim ɗin babban taron Los Angeles shine abin da fim ɗin ya kasance, kuma wannan babban aiki ne kawai. Akwai wani nau'i mai ban sha'awa mai ban sha'awa ga fim ɗin wanda ke da daɗi sosai."

Duk da haka, yana kama da ko MaXXXine zai zama karshen wannan saga. Ko da yake West yana da wasu ra'ayoyi ga mai kashe mu ƙaunataccen, ya yi imanin wannan zai zama ƙarshen labarinta.

Wannan shi ne duk bayanan da muke da su a wannan lokacin. Tabbatar duba baya nan don ƙarin labarai da sabuntawa.