Na yanke shawarar kallon wannan cikakken wasan kwaikwayo na fim bayan tattaunawa tare da wasu abokan aikin marubutan iHorror wadanda suka gabata Muƙaƙa a matsayin wani ɓangare na jerin masu sukar Cutthroat. An gargade ni sosai cewa ba zan so wannan fim din ba.

Ba zan iya taƙaita yadda wannan fim ɗin ya fusata ni ba. Na kalleshi yayin cinyewa da dama tabaran giya, tunanin hakan zai taimaka. Ba haka ba.

Muƙaƙa shine mafi kyawun fim da ba'a taɓa fahimta ba. Yana da matukar damuwa - mai ban tsoro mai ban tsoro - da ace ina fata abin mahaukaci ne don haka zan iya buga shi daidai cikin shara.

Muƙaƙa yana da duk abin da ya dace da kuma mayar da hankali ga wani yaro mai shekaru 15 mai ban tsoro wanda ya sami mujallar Playboy ta farko. Domin lokacin da ya sauka zuwa gare shi, wannan shine ainihin komai Muƙaƙa is - wani uzuri ne na zazzaɓi da bayyana irin nau'ikan mace da ke taɓarɓarewa yayin saduwa da wasu rikice-rikice na al'ada don rufe shi a matsayin fim mai ban tsoro.

Ee, wannan ba shine fim na farko ba - ko na ƙarshe - don haɗuwa da nubile, galibi mata tsirara da zafin nama, amma, galibi kuna iya samun wasu kamannin wani makircin makirci ko tsari ko - wutar jahannama - ko da bayyanannen ra'ayi game da wanda ainihin "tauraruwar" wannan labarin tsinannen yake. Amma, Ina ci gaba da kaina. Bari mu karya wannan kadan.

Na farko, kadan daga baya. Marubuci / darakta / furodusa Steve Wolsh ya fara yin fim tare da Muƙaƙa. An fara shi a gidan wasan kwaikwayo na Playboy a 2015, saboda tabbas hakan ta faru.

Muƙaƙa taurari Lachlan Buchanan (The Sun da kuma m) a matsayin hali mai suna "Troit", Bryce Draper (daure,, Stephanie Danielson (Yanayin Warancin Wuta), Tauraruwar YouTube Lauren Francesca, da 2012 Playboy Yar wasa na shekara Jaclyn Swedberg. Alamar tsoro Kane Hodder ma a wani wurin ma akwai. Ya cancanci mafi kyau.

Fim din yana farawa ne tare da rukuni na ruɗani da kuma waɗanda ake tsammani sun firgita (wanda suke isarwa ta hanyar zagi kawai, saboda “yin wasan kwaikwayo”) 20-shekaru yayin da suke fitowa daga fadama. Dangane da bayanin fim din, suna “tserewa tsere daga wani wurin binnewa na da”, amma tabbas ba a ambaci hakan. Ko kaɗan. Ko me yasa haruffan mata ke sanye da komai. Mutanen biyu suna sanye da tufafi - sanye da yadudduka, duk da cewa - yayin da matan ke cikin rigar jikinsu kuma suna ta gunaguni game da sanyi. Zancen banza ne.

Ofaya daga cikin mutanen ya ji rauni, amma babu tattaunawa game da abin da ya faru, ko yaya, ko me ya sa. Duk wani bayanin da zakuyi tsammanin samu wanda zai ba wannan fim ɗin wani nau'in makirci ya ɓace bayyane.

Idan kun kasance kuna damuwa cewa labarin da ya ɓace zai iya shiga cikin hanyar tattaunawa mai nutsuwa, ku huta da sauƙi. Oneaya daga cikin matan da ke sanye da sutura suna yin jab mai wahala amma a cikin Douchebag mai rauni na Horny (Ina nufin, wancan ne watakila sunan halayensa) tare da layin, "Ba ku da isasshen jini a cikin ku don cike wannan babban layin naku".

Don haka ... akwai wancan.

Rubutun Wolsh kamar ya fito ne daga makarantar tattaunawa ta Eli Roth, wanda ya shafi tushe kamar “sanya halayenku gaba ɗaya marasa sonsu” da “rubuta kamar ba ku taɓa jin wata hira ta manya ba”. Ba zai yiwu ba.

Yan wasan suna faɗar maganganun masu nuna wariyar launin fata da wariyar launin fata a cikin fim din - suna rufe bakinsu kamar “mai ban haushi”. Rashin misogyny yana da yawa sosai don akwai ainihin ma'anar wani nau'i na magana ko ƙyamar gani kowane sakan 45.

A cikin buhunan budewa, alal misali, an bamu wani yanayi mai cike da jujjuyawar kyamarar kyamara wacce aka maida hankali kan bataccen tsoho dan tsohuwar jam'iyarsu (muna tsammani?), Sanye ne kawai a cikin kamfai na ciki (ana zaton ta mutu, don haka bamu taba gani ba) ta sake) tare da yanayin mahallin.

Duk da yake akwai hotuna da yawa na tsawon lokaci, wadanda suka dade (kusanci kusa) na kirjinta, ba zamu ga ainihin fuskarta a fili ba. Saboda wannan ba mahimmanci bane? Ina tsammani? Ba ta aiki da ita fuskar, ku mutanen nan.

Sigh.

Bugu da ƙari, ina da kwarin gwiwa cewa rubutun bai daɗe da isa yin cikakken fim ba, don haka aka yanke shawarar bugun matakin tare da ɓataccen rubutun abubuwan da ba su dace ba.

Wannan shine kawai dalilin da zan iya tunanin, ko ta yaya. Me yasa kuma kuke buƙatar haɗawa da wurin da “Troit” ke jiran ranar sa yayin da take ƙoƙari kan huɗu - ee, hudu - bra da panty daban a cikin gidan wanka. Tana aiki ne ta kiosk ɗin Victoria na sirri wanda a bayyane yake a cikin jakarta, tana ƙoƙari ta sami mafi kyawun kayan haɗin mata masu kyau (na kwanan wata. an riga an kunna).

A matsayin bayanin kula na gefe, ga duk wanda yake mamakin abin da mata ke zagayawa a cikin manyan jakunkunanmu, zan iya yin lalata da ku cewa ba nau'ikan kayan mata huɗu daban-daban ba.

* Shafa goshi cikin takaici * Yayi… ina naje

Muƙaƙa yana da ƙarfin hali don ambaci ƙagaggen abin tsoro yanki "West Craven" (ta yaya kalubalanta ku). Suna jujjuya wannan suna na taya murna tare da mitar kwatsam cewa babu yadda za ayi ku rasa shi, duk da cewa bai shigo cikin wasa ba har kusan kashi biyu bisa uku na hanyar fim ɗin. Duk da hakan, an gabatar da shi ne da bayanin yadda "West Craven" ta kasance "mai dadi" amma "ya kasance yana da kyau sosai". Yandarsana.da.

Wannan "nod" din ga almara Wes Craven yana jin kamar an kara shi azaman tunani ne zuwa wani rubutun da nake tunanin ya kunshi jerin rubabbun rubabbun rubutattun kayan hada hadaddiyar giyar tare da kalmomin "BOOBS" da "BUTTS" wadanda aka lullube su.

Wani abu da na ambata a baya shine rikice-rikice mai yawa tare da jarumawan. Babu ɗayansu da yake abin so, ba jarumtaka ba, kuma babu ɗayan da ya yi fice a matsayin “gwarzo” a nan. Babu 'Yarinyar Finalarshe, kawai rukuni na assholes wanda saboda wasu dalilai ya sami ƙarin mambobi a cikin aiki na uku kamar yadda Troit da abokan sahabbai suka nuna.

Mun bar mamakin dalilin da yasa zamu damu da irin waɗannan wawaye, kuma me yasa lahira da Troabila da haɗin gwiwa. yanayin gabatarwa ya zama dole don haka ya dauki duk wani lokacin da fim din yake da shi kuma ya kawo shi ga matsala.

Babu wani abu da ke da ma'anar ma'ana ta gaske, babu abin da aka bayyana, kuma duk lokacin da hali ya buɗe bakinsu ya ce layin asinine, kun cika da sabon ƙiyayya.

Duk da cewa ƙungiyar matasa, wawayen wawaye suna yaƙin don rayukansu, babu ainihin turawa ga kowa don samun taimako. Gudun tafiya yana cike da hanzari da tsawa cewa yana kama da kallon wani yana ƙoƙari ya motsa sandar sanda a karon farko.

Zan iya cewa Muƙaƙa yana da haushi na gaske-cikin-kunci, amma wannan yana nuna cewa wani abu game da fim ɗin ma yana da ban dariya. Na fahimci cewa makasudin shi ne don yin wani abu mai ban tsoro, mai ban tsoro irin salon cin mutunci - wani nau'i ne na girmamawa na dare - amma ba shi da cikakkiyar masaniyar da ke sa waɗannan fina-finai su zama na gaske da nishaɗi.

“Halittar” halittun suna da banƙyama, rashin ban sha'awa, kuma ba a gabatar dasu ta hanyar da zata ba da wata alama ta ko su wanene ko daga ina suka fito. Tabbas, wasu fina-finai sunyi amfani da wannan ra'ayin na "barazanar da ba a sani ba" a da, amma galibi suna da ban mamaki a cikin yanayi, ba kawai gungun samari masu sanko ba waɗanda aka rufe cikin hoda jariri.

Akwai wani prequel da alama a cikin ayyukan saboda a bayyane yake Muƙaƙa yana daga cikin nau'ikan bala'i. Wataƙila prequel ɗin zai ba da ɗan haske game da abin da ke faruwa tare da “filin binnewa” a farkon Muƙaƙa, amma a aikace, wannan shine ragon tunani da na taba ji. Wani prequel yana nan don cike ƙarin bayani don dalilan ginin duniya, ba wai don sake juya baya ya rufe ramuka waɗanda ba za ku iya damuwa da su ba.

Sun fara tara kudade don aiwatarwa ta hanyar Kickstarter kafin Muƙaƙa har ma an sake shi a fili, kuma masu tallafawa suna ba burgewa ba game da ladan da aka rasa da kuma rashin mallakar daga Wolsh. Babu wani abin da ke sa wa masu sauraro su zama kamar fim mai ban haushi tare da jigogin da bai cika ba da kuma jinkirin shekaru hudu tsakanin taken.

yanzu, Muƙaƙa na iya samun wasu halaye na fansa - Yawancin lokaci zan yaba fim ko tasirin aiki - amma da gaske ba zan iya yin rajista ba idan akwai wani abu mai amfani game da wannan fim din. Wannan abin ƙyama ne.

Don haka. Haka ne.

Na ƙi shi.

Tune a mako mai zuwa don sake buga Late zuwa Party! Kuna iya bincika ƙarin taken daga jerin mu na gudana anan.