Bari mu fuskance shi, dukkanmu muna soyayya da jinsi wanda, mafi kyau ko mara kyau, koyaushe yana mai da hankali sosai kan tsarin mace da kuma hanyoyi da yawa da za'a iya fallasa shi. Har sai na kai shekaru 16, da gaske banyi tunanin ban taba ganin wani fim mai ban tsoro wanda bai shafi wajiban nonon tsirara ba kafin wasu kyawawan kayan buxom su lalace. Zamu iya daukar lokaci mai tsawo muna magana game da abubuwan da suka sa aka yarda da hakan kuma me yasa bai kamata a wannan zamanin ba, amma nayi tunanin zan juya teburin akan wannan.

Don haka, ga dukkan mata na da myan uwana gayan gay a waje waɗanda suke son kayan kwalliya waɗanda zasu iya zama cike da jini kafin ƙididdigar ƙarshe, wannan jerin mafi kyawun mazaje a cikin tsoro shine naku!

1. Maza masu Jinin Gaskiya

Lokacin da na fara jin cewa HBO zai daidaita da litattafan Sookie Stackhouse na Charlaine Harris a cikin jerin talabijin, na yi farin ciki kuma na ɗan tsorata. Na kasance ina son littattafan, amma ina da tabbatattun ra'ayoyi a kaina game da yadda halayenta na batsa za su kasance. Ya juya Ina da sifiri don damuwa game da shi. Ina fatan da na kasance a cikin ƙungiyar 'yan wasa waɗanda suka yi hira da waɗannan' yan wasan masu zafi kuma suka ɗauke su aiki a cikin jerin. Ryan Kwanten, Sam Trammell, Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard, da Joe Manganiello sun kawo wasu manyan naman alade a allon, kuma koda makirce-makircen sun dan samu waje kafin komai ya kare (sun bar littattafan ne a bayan bayan kakar farko) … To waye lahira ke kulawa? Theara sautin ƙasa kuma kalli waɗannan mutanen sun yi tsirara!

2. Christian Bale a ciki American Psycho

Akwai wannan lokacin, a farkon Masanin tunanin Amurka, lokacin da halin Christian Bale, Patrick Bateman, ke yin atisayen safiya. Yana kwance a bayansa yana zaune yana miƙewa kuma dole ne in faɗi gaskiya, na manta gaba ɗaya in mai da hankali ga muryar kuma ta haka ne aka nuna fim ɗin da nake shirin kallo. A waɗancan lokutan 'yan ludayin, duniyar tamu ta cika da abs, biceps, calves, cinyoyi da wannan jakar. Kuma na yi daidai da wannan. Daga baya, a matsayin tsirara, sarƙar silsilar da ke ɗauke da ɗayan da ke ɗauke da ɗayan wanda ya ci zarafinsa a falon, sai na yi dariya ta mahaukaciya kuma na tsayar da shi na 'yan sakan kaɗan don yaba wa wannan jakin a karo na ƙarshe.

3. Chadi Michael Murray a ciki Farauta a cikin Connecticut 2: Fatalwowi na Georgia

Gaskiya, Chad Michael Murray ya kasance kyakkyawan mutum. Ban taɓa ganin sa a cikin "Tudun Taya Ba", amma daga baya, a ciki Gidan kakin zuma, tabbas ya sami wuri a shimfidata na kyawawan mazajen Hollywood. Koyaya, wannan bai kwatanta ba ko kaɗan zuwa batun jima'i a ciki Farauta a Connecticut 2. Ban sani ba ko gaskiyar cewa yana da 'yan shekaru kaɗan don ya girma ko kuma gaskiyar cewa yana wasa da uba wanda a bayyane yake kula da danginsa, amma roƙon jima'i ya ninka mini sau uku a wannan rawar. Na kalle shi sau da yawa kawai don kallon shi gumi ta cikin wannan madaukakiyar rigar.

4. Tyler Hoechlin a cikin MTV's Teen Wolf

Teen Wolf? A matsayin jerin TV? Me ya sa? Haka ne, na tambayi tambaya. Don haka, ya zo kuma abokaina nan da nan suka fara magana game da shi. A cikin wata kasida da na buga a kwanan nan, na rubuta game da irin yadda wasan kwaikwayon ya kasance ga jama'ar LGBTQ tare da kyawawan kwatancensa da saƙon haɗawa. Suna magana ne game da wannan, tabbas, amma ni ma na ci gaba da jin, “Kuma suna da zafi sosai!” Don haka, bayan makonni biyu, na zauna don in ga abin da duk ya faru. Tyler Hoechlin ya fita daga ɗakinsa mara riga kuma an sayar da ni. Wannan mutum ne mai zafi kuma lokacin da ya sami wannan kallon a idanunsa kafin ya bar kerkeci ya fita, nasa ba shi kaɗai bane a cikin ɗakin da bugun bugun sa ke tsere!

5. Vincent D'Onofrio a cikin Tantanin halitta

 

Ofaya daga cikin fina-finai masu ban mamaki a jerin, Tantanin halitta tura masu kallo zuwa ga iyakarsu yayin da Jennifer Lopez ta binciki zuciyar wani mai kisan kai don gano inda aka tsare wanda aka kashe na baya-bayan nan. Ta fara haɗuwa da nau'ikan halayen mutum da na ɗabi'unsa. Kodayake shi mutumin kirki ne, akwai wani abu mai ban sha'awa da ban sha'awa game da D'Onofrio a cikin wannan fim ɗin. Haukinsa ya kasance abin birgewa don gani. Wanene zai iya mantawa da wurin da ya tsaya daga karagar mulki kuma mun fahimci cewa masana'anta da ke layin bango suna haɗe a bayansa? Ya kasance mai haske, mai rikitarwa.

6. Mazajen Wa'adi

'Ya'yan Ipswich… Bokaye maza hudu, kowane daya yafi na karshen zafi. Bai ɗauki gamsarwa ba ya shigar da ni gidan wasan kwaikwayo don buɗe ranar wannan fasalin namiji na The Craft. Na kasance kusan na farko cikin layi. Shin na ambaci suna cikin ƙungiyar iyo a makarantar su? Kuma kayan ninkayarsu yanada yawa sosai, Idan kuna son mayunku sun yage kuma a bangaren namiji, tabbatar da duba wannan!

7. Scott Speedman a ciki underworld

Michael Corvin ya kasance cikin jahannama. Shiga cikin yakin da ya kwashe daruruwan shekaru tsakanin vampires da lycans, wani lycan ya fara cizon sa sannan ya sami cije daga vampire. A ƙarshen fim na farko, ya zama duka biyun. Na tuna kallo tare da abokina yayin da ya zama wannan haɗarin haɗari, ya juyo gare ta, ya ce, "Ee, har yanzu yana da jima'i kamar jahannama." Kuma ya kasance! Idan baku gani ba, kalli shi! Kuma idan kuna da shi, sake kallon sa kuma bari dukkanmu muyi godiya game da ƙarancin sha'awar jima'i na Scott Speedman a cikin wannan rawar.

8. Brad Pitt da Tom Cruise a cikin Ganawa tare da Vampire

 

Da yake magana game da vampires, Brad da Tom a cikin wannan fim din. Ya isa ya ce. Ba wai kawai sexy ba, amma rikicewar jima'i da suka gudanar don nunawa tsakanin haruffa biyu za a iya ji a zahiri a cikin masu sauraro.

9. Jensen Ackles da Jared Padalecki a cikin ikon allahntaka

 

Shin zaku iya rubuta wata kasida game da maza masu lalata a cikin tsoro ba tare da haɗa da includingan uwan ​​Winchester ba? Hannun ƙasa, biyu daga cikin manyan mazaje masu firgita a cikin shekaru goma da suka gabata, Sam da Dean sun sa CW ya dace da kallo.

Ina fatan kun ji daɗin wannan jeren! Ina son maƙarƙashiya kuma ta'addanci yana da mahimmanci, amma wani lokacin, yana da daɗin zama da kallon mutum mai ban sha'awa akan allo. Har sai lokaci na gaba, masu karatu, kiyaye shi da ban tsoro!