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10 Mafi Yawan Lokacin WTF daga 'Zombeavers'

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Yuli 25, 2015

Gaskiya, rubuta labarin game da lokacin WTF daga fim game da zombie beavers da alama yana da sauƙi. Yana kusan rubuta kanta. Amma zo, dole ne ayi hakan. zombiebeavers cike yake da WTF, don haka bari mu sami dama gare shi kuma mu ɗan more nishaɗi. (Orananan LALATA DA MUTANE gaba, amma kuna kallon wannan ko baku kasance ba, don haka ina tsammanin ba za ku damu ba.)

10. Kamar dai bayyanar Bill Burr a wurin buɗe ido bai isa ba da kyauta cewa wannan ma wasan barkwanci ne kamar fim ne na ban tsoro, jerin ƙididdiga masu buɗewa masu rai sun tabbatar da hakan. Na yi tsammanin rabin Elmer Fudd zai bayyana tare da bindiga. “Ku kasance cikin nutsuwa. Ina farautar beavers, huh-huh-huh-huh-huh! ”

9. Da yake magana game da wannan wurin budewa, mutumin da yake hawa tare da Bill Burr, mutumin da yake da dogon gashi, gashin baki, da hular dako? Haka ne, wannan shine John Mayer. "Hannunku na ban mamaki…"

8. A kan hanyarsu ta zuwa jeji, 'yan matan nan uku, Mary, Zoe, da Jenn, suna maganar samari da dik, dik da samari. Kuma dicks. A zahiri, Zoe yana cikin raɗaɗi cikin jerin hotuna dick daga saurayinta a wayarta. Haka ne, mu masu kallo mun karɓi hotunan dick da ba'a nema ba.

7. Yikes, mai kai! Zai fi kyau rufe ƙwanƙwan ku, wannan zai kare ku daga mummunan rauni!

6. "Ina jin kamar Ranger Power!" Ina tsammani hakan daya abin da zaka iya fada yayin jima'i.

5. Wayar salula bata samun tarba? Kuna buƙatar kira don taimako akan layin ƙasa? Kyakkyawan sa'a tare da wannan, tunda waɗancan wawaye masu wayo masu wayo suna taunawa ta duk layukan waya. Sun fi ka zombeaver wayo!

4. Idan bishiya ta faɗo a cikin daji kuma ta faɗi a kan dudebro, shin mai bea yana dariya? (Ee).

3. Mai kallo: “Tabbas! Anan ya zo makawa game da madigo game da madigo-OH SHIT! OH Jahannama A'A, SONAN! "

2. Likitocin hakora zasu yi kashe-kashe ta hanyar gyara sabuwar matsalar da ta zama ruwan dare a tsakanin jama'ar gari! Ko kuma, jira, bari in sake cewa - za a kashe likitocin hakora ta hanyar sabon, gagararrun mutane idan suka yi kokarin gyarawa. Hakan ya fi kyau.

1. Whack-a-Mole haka ne jiya. A kwanakin nan komai game da Whack-a-Beaver ne.

Don waɗannan da sauran lokacin WTF, kalli zombiebeavers, yanzu yana gudana akan Netflix. Duba fasalin da ke ƙasa. [youtube id = ”I5-1XTjYZC8 ign daidaita =” tsakiya ”yanayin =” na al'ada ”autoplay =” a’a ”]

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