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Mafarkin Dare Gaskiya ne, Geese sune 'Jaws' tare da fuka-fuki

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Geese halittu ne marasa kyau kuma masu zafin rai, kawai ka tambayi duk wanda ya yi ƙoƙari ya yi gaba da ɗaya kuma za su gaya maka yana ɗaya daga cikin abubuwan da suka fi ban tsoro a rayuwarsu. Wani hoto na baya-bayan nan da ke yawo a yanar gizo ya kara tsoratar da mutane game da wadannan shaitanun fukafukai yayin da ya nuna layuka na hakora masu kaifi, ba wai ga baki kadai ba, harsuna!

Amma idan kai mai binciken intanet ne mai wayo dole ne ka ɗauki duk abin da ka gani tare da gishiri, gyaran hoto da zurfin karya suna zama kyakkyawan lullubin gaskiya. Kuma Manyan Hakora masu kama da fari da aka samu a hoton da ke sama wani ne kawai ke tafiya. Dama?

Ba daidai ba. Geese suna da hakora a ko'ina kuma mafarkin ku ya fara rura wutar.

Hakora masu kaifi a zahiri an yi su ne da wani abu mai suna Tomium. Yana da wuya kuma kambun guringuntsi wanda ke layi da baki. Fitowar suna da ƙarfi kamar ƙasusuwa waɗanda suke amfani da su don yaga ciyawa, katantanwa, 'yan wasan golf, da duk abin da suka tsinewa da kyau don Allah. Zane jini sakamako ne bayan cizo daya kawai.

Duk wanda ya yanke shawarar ƙara waɗannan namomin jahannama a cikin matrix ɗin mu kuma sun yanke shawarar layuka masu kama da zato ba su isa kawai a kan baki ba amma suna tunanin yana iya zama abin ban dariya don ƙara su cikin harsunansu.

Ana amfani da waɗannan makaman harshe musamman don kama ganima mai rai da kuma idon sawun ɗan adam, tare da rataye su don hana tserewa. Sa'an nan kuma za a iya raba su tare da sauran layuka na spikes na baki don abinci mai daɗi.

Akwai masoyan tsuntsaye wadanda kila za su ba ni jahannama saboda sukar wadannan macizai masu fuka-fuki, kuma sashin sharhi zai cika da kalamai masu tushe na karya, don kawai rashin jituwa.

Na ce mun sanya wadannan mutane a cikin wani shinge tare da tarin wadannan jaws geese kuma ga yadda suke ji bayan mintuna goma.

Ina son dukan dabbobi, ban da gizo-gizo. Amma su a zahiri ba dabba ba ce? Ina son tsuntsaye kuma a har ma da geese a ma'anar cewa kada a cutar da su ko kashe su don fun. Don haka idan ka ga daya, ko biyu ka bar su su kadai kuma za su yi haka ko kuma su yi kasadar sanya idon idonka su karkace da kwatankwacin abin da kawai za a iya kwatanta shi a matsayin bandsaw na Avian!

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Tunawa da Roger Corman da Independent B-Movie Impresario

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Furodusa kuma darakta Roger Corman yana da fim na kowane tsara da ke da baya kimanin shekaru 70. Wannan yana nufin masu sha'awar tsoro masu shekaru 21 da haihuwa watakila sun ga ɗaya daga cikin fina-finansa. Mista Corman ya rasu ne a ranar 9 ga watan Mayu yana da shekaru 98 a duniya.

“Ya kasance mai karimci, mai buɗaɗɗen zuciya, kuma mai kirki ga duk waɗanda suka san shi. Mahaifi ne mai sadaukarwa kuma marar son kai, 'ya'yansa mata sun so shi sosai," in ji danginsa a kan Instagram. "Fina-finansa sun kasance na juyin-juya-hali ne kuma sun dauki nauyin ruhin zamani."

An haifi fitaccen mai shirya fina-finai a Detroit Michigan a shekara ta 1926. Fasahar yin fina-finai ta sa ya sha'awar aikin injiniya. Don haka, a tsakiyar shekarun 1950 ya mayar da hankalinsa ga allon azurfa ta hanyar hada fim din Babban Hanyar Dragnet a 1954.

Bayan shekara guda zai koma bayan ruwan tabarau don yin umarni Bindiga Biyar Yamma. Matsalolin wannan fim ɗin kamar wani abu ne Spielberg or Tarantino zai yi a yau amma akan kasafin kuɗi na miliyoyin daloli: "A lokacin yakin basasa, ƙungiyar ta yafe wa masu laifi biyar kuma ta aika da su zuwa yankin Comanche don dawo da gwal ɗin Confederate na Tarayyar da aka kama tare da kama rigar Confederate."

Daga nan Corman ya yi ƴan ƙasashen yamma masu ƙanƙanta, amma sai sha'awarsa ga fina-finan dodo ta fara bayyana Dabba Mai Ido Miliyan (1955) da kuma Ya Ci Duniya (1956). A cikin 1957 ya jagoranci fina-finai tara waɗanda suka fito daga fasalin halitta (Harin Dodanni Kaguwa) zuwa wasan kwaikwayo na matasa masu amfani (Matashi Doll).

A cikin shekarun 60s hankalinsa ya koma ga fina-finai masu ban tsoro. Wasu daga cikin shahararrunsa na wancan lokacin sun dogara ne akan ayyukan Edgar Allan Poe, Rami da Pendulum (1961), The Raven (1961), da kuma Maskin Jar Mutuwar (1963).

A cikin 70s ya yi fiye da samarwa fiye da jagora. Ya goyi bayan ɗimbin fina-finai, komai daga ban tsoro zuwa abin da za a kira gidan niƙa yau. Daya daga cikin fitattun fina-finansa na wannan shekaru goma shine Mutuwar Mutuwa 2000 (1975) da kuma Ron Howard's farko fasalin Ku Ci Kura Na (1976).

A cikin shekaru masu zuwa, ya ba da lakabi da yawa. Idan kayi hayan a B-fim daga wurin hayar bidiyon ku na gida, wataƙila ya shirya shi.

Ko a yau, bayan rasuwarsa, IMDb ta ruwaito cewa yana da fina-finai guda biyu masu zuwa a cikin post: little Shop of Halloween Horrors da kuma Garin Laifuka. Kamar almara na Hollywood na gaskiya, har yanzu yana aiki daga wancan gefe.

"Fina-finansa sun kasance na juyin-juya-hali ne kuma sun yi tasiri, kuma sun dauki ruhin zamani," in ji danginsa. "Lokacin da aka tambaye shi yadda ake son a tuna da shi, sai ya ce, 'Ni dan fim ne, haka kawai."

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Yay ko A'a: Abin da ke da kyau da mara kyau a cikin tsoro a wannan makon: 5/6 zuwa 5/10

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labaran fina-finan ban tsoro da sharhi

Barka da zuwa Yayi or A'a karamin post na mako-mako game da abin da nake tsammanin labari ne mai kyau da mara kyau a cikin al'umma masu ban tsoro da aka rubuta a cikin nau'i mai girman cizo. Wannan shine mako na Mayu 5 zuwa Mayu 10.

Kibiya:

Cikin Halin Tashin Hankali sanya wani tuk a Chicago Critics Film Fest nunawa Wannan dai shi ne karo na farko a wannan shekarar da wani mai suka ya kamu da rashin lafiya a fim din da ba na fim ba blumhouse fim. 

a cikin wani tashin hankali yanayi tsoro movie

A'a:

Shiru Rediyo ja daga remake of Tserewa Daga New York. Darn, muna so mu ga Snake yana ƙoƙarin tserewa wani gida mai nisa wanda ke cike da “mahaukaci” City na New York.

Kibiya:

Wani sabon Twisters sauke trailerped, mai da hankali kan ƙwaƙƙarfan ƙarfin yanayi waɗanda ke yaga garuruwan karkara. Yana da kyau madadin kallon 'yan takara suna yin irin wannan abu a kan labaran cikin gida yayin zagayowar 'yan jaridun shugaban kasa na bana.  

A'a:

m Bryan Fuller tafiya daga A24's Juma'a silsilar 13 Camp Lake Lake yana cewa ɗakin studio yana so ya bi "hanyar daban." Bayan shekaru biyu na ci gaba don jerin abubuwan tsoro da alama wannan hanyar ba ta haɗa da ra'ayoyi daga mutanen da suka san ainihin abin da suke magana akai: magoya baya a cikin subreddit.

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Kibiya:

A karshe, Mai Tsayi daga Phantasm yana samun nasa Funko Pop! Mummuna kamfanin wasan yara yana kasawa. Wannan yana ba da sabon ma'ana ga sanannen layin Angus Scrimm daga fim ɗin: “Kuna wasa mai kyau…amma an gama wasan. Yanzu ka mutu!”

Fantasm dogon mutum Funko pop

A'a:

Sarkin kwallon kafa Travis Kelce ya shiga sabon Ryan Murphy aikin ban tsoro a matsayin mai tallatawa. Ya samu karin latsawa fiye da sanarwar Dahmer Emmy mai nasara Niecy Nash-Betts a zahiri samun jagora. 

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'Clown Motel 3,' Fina-finai A Babban Motel ɗin Amurka!

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Akwai kawai wani abu game da clowns wanda zai iya haifar da jin dadi ko rashin jin daɗi. Clowns, tare da ƙarin fasalin fasalin su da fentin murmushi, an riga an cire ɗanɗanonsu daga kamannin ɗan adam. Lokacin da aka nuna su cikin mummunar yanayi a cikin fina-finai, za su iya haifar da tsoro ko rashin jin daɗi saboda suna shawagi a cikin wannan wuri mai ban sha'awa tsakanin saba da wanda ba a sani ba. Ƙungiyar clowns tare da rashin tausayi na yara da farin ciki na iya sa bayyanar su a matsayin miyagu ko alamun ta'addanci har ma da damuwa; rubuta wannan kawai da tunanin clowns yana sa ni jin daɗi sosai. Yawancin mu na iya danganta da juna idan ya zo ga tsoron clowns! Akwai sabon fim mai ban tsoro a sararin sama, Clown Motel: Hanyoyi 3 Zuwa Wuta, wanda yayi alkawarin samun sojojin gumaka masu ban tsoro da kuma samar da ton na gore na jini. Bincika sakin latsawa a ƙasa, kuma ku kasance lafiya daga waɗannan clowns!

Clown Motel - Tonopah, Nevada

Clown Motel mai suna "Mafi Girman Motel a Amurka," yana cikin ƙauyen Tonopah, Nevada, sananne a cikin masu sha'awar tsoro. Yana fahariya da jigo mai ban sha'awa mai ban sha'awa wanda ke mamaye kowane inci na waje, falo, da dakunan baƙi. Kasancewa a gefen makabartar kufai tun farkon shekarun 1900, yanayin yanayin motel ɗin ya ƙaru saboda kusancinsa da kaburbura.

Clown Motel ya haifar da fim dinsa na farko, Motar Clown: Ruhohi Suna Tashi, dawo cikin 2019, amma yanzu mun kai ga na uku!

Darakta kuma marubuci Joseph Kelly ya sake dawowa tare da shi Clown Motel: Hanyoyi 3 Zuwa Wuta, kuma sun kaddamar da su a hukumance yakin neman zabe.

Clown Motel 3 babban burinsa kuma shine ɗayan manyan hanyoyin sadarwa na ƴan wasan kwaikwayo masu ban tsoro tun daga Gidan Mutuwa na 2017.

Motar Clown gabatar da 'yan wasan kwaikwayo daga:

Halloween (1978) - Tony Moran - sananne saboda rawar da ya taka a matsayin Michael Myers wanda ba a rufe shi ba.

Jumma'a da 13th (1980) - Ari Lehman - ainihin matashin Jason Voorhees daga fim din "Jumma'a na 13" na farko.

Mafarkin Dare akan Titin Elm Parts 4 & 5 - Lisa Wilcox - yana nuna Alice.

The Exorcist (1973) - Elieen Dietz - Pazuzu Demon.

Yankin Masallacin Texas (2003) - Brett Wagner - wanda ya kashe farko a cikin fim din "Kemper Kill Face Face."

Scream Parts 1 & 2 - Lee Waddell - sananne don kunna ainihin Ghostface.

Gidan Gawarwaki 1000 (2003) - Robert Mukes - sananne don wasa Rufus tare da Sheri Zombie, Bill Moseley, da marigayi Sid Haig.

Poltergeist Sashi na 1 & 2-Oliver Robins, wanda aka sani da rawar da ya taka a matsayin yaron da wani ɗan wasa ya tsoratar da shi a ƙarƙashin gado a Poltergeist, yanzu zai juya rubutun yayin da teburin ke juya!

WWD, wanda yanzu ake kira WWE - Wrestler Al Burke ya shiga cikin jerin gwanon!

Tare da jeri na tatsuniyoyi masu ban tsoro kuma an saita su a Motel mafi ban tsoro na Amurka, wannan mafarki ne na gaskiya ga masu sha'awar fina-finai masu ban tsoro a ko'ina!

Clown Motel: Hanyoyi 3 Zuwa Wuta

Mene ne fim ɗin wariyar launin fata ba tare da ainihin kullun rayuwa ba, ko da yake? Shiga cikin fim ɗin shine Relik, VillyVodka, kuma, ba shakka, ɓarna - Kelsey Livengood.

Joe Castro zai yi tasiri na musamman, don haka ku san gore zai yi kyau na jini!

Kadan daga cikin membobin simintin dawowa sun haɗa da Mindy Robinson (VHS, Rage 15), Mark Hoadley, Ray Guiu, Dave Bailey, DieTrich, Bill Victor Arucan, Denny Nolan, Ron Russell, Johnny Perotti (Hammy), Vicky Contreras. Don ƙarin bayani kan fim ɗin, ziyarci Shafin Facebook na Clown Motel.

Yin komowa cikin fina-finai masu fa'ida kuma kawai an sanar da shi a yau, Jenna Jameson kuma za ta shiga cikin ɓangaren clowns. Kuma a ce me? Dama sau ɗaya a rayuwa don shiga ta ko ɗimbin gumaka masu ban tsoro da aka saita don rawar kwana ɗaya! Ana iya samun ƙarin bayani a shafi na Campaign na Clown Motel.

Jaruma Jenna Jameson ta shiga cikin ƴan wasan kwaikwayo.

Bayan haka, wanene ba zai so gunki ya kashe shi ba?

Masu gabatarwa Joseph Kelly, Dave Bailey, Mark Hoadley, Joe Castro

Furodusa Nicole Vegas, Jimmy Star, Shawn C. Phillips, Joel Damian

Clown Motel Hanyoyi 3 Zuwa Wuta Joseph Kelly ne ya rubuta kuma ya ba da umarni kuma yayi alƙawarin haɗaɗɗiyar ban tsoro da ban tsoro.

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