Miyagun abubuwa masu ban tsoro galibi suna da farautar da suka saba, amma suna iya ƙarewa a wasu wurare masu ban mamaki - makarantar soja, gaskiya TV, ManhattanAmma a wani lokaci, zasu tafi wani wuri gaba ɗaya daga duniyar nan. Wannan haka ne, mugaye a sararin samaniya! Yaya zato.

Bari mu kalli fina-finai 5 inda ƙazamar ƙazamar ƙazamar ƙazanta ta shiga tsakani.

Dracula 3000

Wannan fim din TV din Casper Van Dien da Tommy “Tiny” Lister sun hada da wasu sunayen haruffa daga na Bram Stoker Dracula - Van Helsing da Mina. Amma ga wani fim da ake kira Dracula 3000, Kuna iya mamakin sanin cewa vampire ɗin da ke cikin jirgin da gaske… Count Orlock? Jira, hakan ba zai iya zama daidai ba…

Ma'aikatan Kyaftin Van Helsing sun sami jirgin da aka watsar da shi - saboda wasu dalilai na rashin bin Allah - cike da akwatin gawa. Tabbas, ɗayansu yana ɗaukar bakuncin vampire. Ya yi daidai da na Bram Stoker wanda Dracula ya zo Ingila a cikin akwatin gawarsa a wani jirgi “wanda aka watsar” (ɓarayi: ya kashe ma’aikatan). Baya ga waɗannan nassoshi, da gaske babu sauran alaƙa da Dracula kansa. Amma Dracula 3000 taken snappier ne fiye da "Vampires in Space".

Fim ɗin kamar yana jin daɗin jin daɗin sci-fi sosai (ya rungumi “yanayin nan gaba”, aka, wando na fata). Yan wasa sun tsara hanya don “tsarin tafiyar Kessel” tare da umarnin Kyaftin don “sanya shi haka”. Yayi kusan kyau sosai. Kuma idan kuna son ganin Coolio a matsayin vampire, da kyau, kada ku ƙara zuwa.

Ko ta yaya, kawai mafita ga matsalar vampire na ma'aikata shine fashe jirgin. Arshen… kwata-kwata ba zato ba tsammani. Dole ne na sake jujjuya shi sau 3 saboda na gamsu da cewa ya tsallake abin da ya faru. Amma ba. Wannan shine kawai yadda ya ƙare.

Jason X

Da farko dai, za mu iya yarda cewa David Cronenberg ya yi fice a nan? Yayi kyau.

Muna buɗewa tare da balaguron tafiya mai ƙyama ta cikin rami mai zafi na Jahannama Cikin Jason. Yana da kyakkyawar hanyar da za a yarda da tsohon fim din, Jason Ya Tafi Wuta, amma kuma watsi da shi gaba daya. Saboda kamfani mai ban tsoro yana cikin mafi kyau lokacin da marubucin ya ce “Shhh, kada ku damu da shi”.

Jason Voorhees - wanda aka daskarewa a cikin kwazazzabo a farkon karni na 21 - an gano shi a shekara ta 2455 kuma an kawo shi cikin Grendel, jirgi cike da matasa dalibai wadanda aka cutar da su a nan gaba. Domin a dabi'ance idan ka ga wani mutum wanda aka rufe mashi da adda a cikin kwafon cinya a kusa da gawar matar da aka daba wa wuka, sai ka kawo su a jirgi ka farfado da su. Tabbas.

Bari kisan gilla ya fara!

Jason X wauta ce tare da yawancin lokacin Jason. Ya kamata in kuma lura cewa wannan shine wasan Kane Hodder na ƙarshe kamar Jason. Abun nishaɗi ne mai kyau, kuma ba shi da rikitarwa. Domin bai kamata ya zama ba. Jason ne a sararin samaniya, dammit.

Leprechaun 4: A cikin Sarari

Yanzu, Na yi tattauna wannan fim kafin, amma wannan bears maimaitawa. Leprechaun ya fashe sosai daga saurayi! Ba zan iya shawo kan shi ba. Hanya ce irin ta rainin wayo (pun!) Don samun halin a cikin jirgi.

Dukan abin da ya shafi mallakar Leprechaun a kan kumbon sararin samaniya shi ne yana son ya auri 'yar baƙon da aka ceto a cikin jirgin don ya sami sarauta. Ban san yadda aka yi ya shiga wata duniyar baƙon da zai fara da ita ba, amma na tabbata wajan kogin na Leprechaun fina-finai shine da gaske baza ku iya tambayarsu ba.

Ko ta halin yaya, yana ci gaba da haifar da fitina da tashin hankali - kamar yadda yake yi - kuma adadin waɗanda suka mutu yana ƙaruwa. Kuma wannan shine dalilin da ya sa muke nan, ko?

Masu kushewa 4

Duk da cewa masu sukar ba daga duniyarmu suke ba, wannan shine fim na farko a cikin ikon amfani da sunan kamfani wanda ke ɗaukar matakin zuwa turf. Sarari Iyakar ƙarshe.

Charlie McFadden - wanda zaku iya tunawa daga kowane fim ɗin Critters - ya dawo a matsayin mafarauci mai falala. Ya bi diddigin ƙwai biyu na Critter kuma yana shirin yin abinsa lokacin da abokin baƙonsa Ug ya bayyana - ta hanyar hologram - kuma ya gargaɗe shi cewa ba zai iya lalata ƙwai ba. Su ne 'Yan Criters na ƙarshe da suka wanzu kuma lalata su ya sabawa dokar tsaka-tsaki saboda hakan zai haifar da halakarsu. Ga alama na halal

Yana sanya ƙwai a cikin kwandon ajiya kuma ba zato ba tsammani ya kulle ciki. An harba kwafon zuwa sararin samaniya - tare da Charlie - kuma jirgi mai ɗauke da kaya ya ɗauke shi a shekara ta 2045. Don haka ne suke komawa sararin samaniya. Zuwa gaba! Domin ba sararin samaniya bane idan ba'a saita shi a gaba ba.

A dabi'ance, ƙwai suna ƙyanƙyashe, Masu lalatattu sun tsere, sun haɗu da yawa, kuma suna afkawa ma'aikatan. Kamar 4 Leprechaun 4, Masu Sanarwa XNUMX ne weirdly mãkirci nauyi. Masoyana, dauki darasi daga Jason X - kawai kisan gilla na jini yana da kyau.

Don zama mai gaskiya, dukkan abin an lullube shi saboda wata damuwa da aka samu ta hanyar dabara, don haka…

Jahannama: Layin jini

Kammala jeren tare da wani ɓangare na huɗu na ikon mallakar kamfani da ke faruwa a sararin samaniya, mun samu Jahannama: Layin jini. Yanzu, ka tuna cewa kawai muna ganin Pinhead wanda ke haifar da rikice-rikicen rikice-rikice don, kamar, minti 30 na ƙarshe na fim ɗin tsine. Sauran duk alama ce.

Amma akwai wata hanya zuwa hauka! Pinhead hakika yana cikin sararin samaniya don wani dalili wanda aka bayyana shi sosai ta hanyar sauran fim ɗin. Akwai dogon tarihi, a nan.

Injiniya ya kulle kansa a cikin daki a tashar sararin samaniya, amma da ya ji tsoro, sai ya yarda ya bayyana abin da ya sa. A bayyane yake, shi magabaci ne na wanda bai halicci makoki ba. Har abada kunya. Injiniyan yana da niyyar tarko mutanen Cenobites sau ɗaya gaba ɗaya, ya lalata su da ƙofar Wuta.

Cikakkun saiti ne na mintina 30 na firgita na jini. Amma! Muna koyan abubuwa da yawa game da ƙungiyar gaba ɗaya. Don haka, da gaske, fim ɗin gaba da gaba ne. Wannan wasu kenan The Ubangida Kashi Na II shit Amma tare da ƙarin Cenobites.

 

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