Patti Pauley ne ya rubuta

Babban hutun hutu na St. Valentine yana kanmu kuma yayin da wasu daga cikinku ke shirin yin kwanan wata mai zafi tare da ƙaunataccenku, sauranku suna da cikakken son ba da ƙoshin makogwaro a ra'ayin Fabrairu 14th. Wataƙila kuna zuwa sabo ne daga dangantaka yana barin ku rauni, ko wataƙila kuna cikin ƙawancen rashin lafiya yanzu; ko kuma watakila kawai kuna jin ƙyamar wannan rana gaba ɗaya kuma duk tsinannen abin yana sa ku so yin amai.

 

 

To idan haka ne, wannan jeren an sadaukar da shi ne ga duk ku masu karatu a can waɗanda suka rantse da son wannan ranar ta soyayya. Maimakon ba ku irin wannan ol '"Ga fina-finai 10 masu ban tsoro don ku kallo a ranar soyayya”Jerin tare da My Kazamin Valentine koyaushe da alama yana ƙarewa tare da saman wuri, Na yanke shawarar nuna muku misalai biyar na manyan labaran soyayya masu ban tausayi a cikin yanayin ban tsoro. Domin a yanayin wannan hutun na iya saukar da kai a cikin juji (ya faru), aƙalla ba ka ƙare da irin wannan baƙin cikin ba kamar yadda ma'aurata ke tsoratar da fim.

 

Loveauna a cikin fina-finai masu ban tsoro abu ne na yau da kullun a kusan kowane layi. Yaro da yarinya sun hadu. Yaro da yarinya sun gano dodo. Yaro da yarinya suna fada da dodo. Yaro da yarinya suna soyayya yayin yin hakan, blah fucking blah. Koyaya wani lokacin, ba shi da sauƙi kamar wannan kuma mahimmin abu a cikin fim ɗin tsoro shine mummunan labarin soyayya a cikin kansa kuma abin da shit ke nuna ji na iya zama gaske. Don haka ka shiga cikin waɗannan tatsuniyoyin soyayya guda biyar da masu karanta masifa, kuma ka tuna, zaka iya zama mafi muni.

 

5. Edward Scissorhands

Wuta mai tsarki, wannan abin bakin ciki ne kamar labarin lahira na soyayya da rashi. Kim ya ɗauki ɗan lokaci kafin Kim ya yi dumu-dumu zuwa ga Edward saboda ba shi da kyau da kuma nakasassu. Koyaya, Edward ya ƙaunace ta tun daga lokacin da ya sanya idanu akan ta, amma hoton ta. Kuma da zarar ya hango Kim cikin jiki, to komai ya wuce. Tana da zuciyarsa. Da zarar Kim ya zo kusa da kallo ta hanyar zurfafawa cikin gaskiyar Edward da tsarkakakke kamar ƙaunatacciyar jinin budurwa gare ta, to wannan ita ce ƙaunatacciyar ƙaunatacciyar ƙaunataccen almara da kuka taɓa gani. Amma hey, suna cikin wannan jerin; Bai ƙare da duk hasken rana da wardi ba.

Bayan mummunan tashin hankali tare da kwalejin Kim na tsohuwar (Jim), wanda ya ƙare tare da Edward ya kashe saurayin, wani mummunan fushin mutanen gari ya taru a gidan mai yinsa. A kan ma'aikatan jirgin da suka ga gawawwakin JIm da ya mutu a yanzu bangon bango, makomar Edward ta tabbata. Fuskantar mummunar gaskiyar da Edward ba zai iya dacewa da yanayin duniyar waje ba, kuma mai yiwuwa yana fuskantar tuhumar kisan kai, dukansu sun haɗu gaba ɗaya sun yanke shawarar cewa ya fi kyau idan ya ɓace cikin inuwar gidansa. Kim mai karyayyar zuciya ta bar ƙaunarta Edward a sake, ta rayu cikin rayuwar kadaici, kuma ta shiga garin da Edward ya mutu a cikin gwagwarmaya da Jim. Ba su sake ganin juna ba. Kyawawan mutane masu yanke zuciya.

 

 

4. Sarki Kong

Kasancewa ba tare da yin ainihin aikin a mafi kyawu ba. Manyan fina-finan Kong uku da muka karɓa a cikin shekaru 80 da suka gabata, ainihin 1933 RKO, fasalin Dino De Laurentiis na 1976, da kuma dodo mai ban tsoro na Peter Jackson na tsawon sa'a uku, duk sun cika aminci iri ɗaya ga layin labarin tare da ƙananan bambance-bambance a hulɗa tsakanin kyakkyawa da dabba. Don haka ga wannan jeri na musamman, zamu yi amfani da fim ɗin 1976 da aka bayyana a matsayin hujjar mu.

Idan kuna son tsinkaye mai zurfin alaƙar da ke tsakanin Dwan da Kong, zaku iya karanta edita na akan kyawawan '70s flick nan. Koyaya, zamu yanke tsaye zuwa aya anan. Yayin da Sarkin Tsibirin Tsibiri ya ɗauki kyautarsa ​​kamar sarauniya, Dwan yana sha'awar shahara da ɗaukaka ne kawai. Sau da yawa, Kong ya nuna ainihin jinƙai ga ɗan adam, kuma Dwan kawai ya gama siyar da shi ga wannan dick, Charles Grodin don musayar kuɗi da sanannen sanannen lokaci. Kuma Kong talakawa suna tafiya tare da shi don kwantar da hankalin ƙaunataccensa, har sai ya yi imanin cewa tana fuskantar barazanar. Sannan duk lahira ta watse. Shin ba ta ji daɗi ba game da mummunan ƙarshen mai kare ta, tabbas ta yi hakan. Kuma ta ƙare ita kadai a tsakiyar abin da ta fara ƙoƙari na gaba ɗaya. Sananne. Duk a farashin rasa dangantakarta da ƙaunarta ta ɗan adam da take so Jack, da kuma dangantakarta mai ban mamaki da Kong wanda mutuwarta ke da alhakin ƙarshe.

Tsarin Opera

Kamar yadda yake tare da Kong, kyakkyawan labarin soyayya da kaito wannan shine Tsarin Opera, An mulled sau da yawa a cikin fim a cikin wasan kwaikwayo; mai yiwuwa ya zama ɗayan mafi girman fina-finai masu ban tsoro a cikin shekaru 100 da suka gabata. Koyaya, kwatancen ban tsoro na Duniya Claude Rains 'kwatancen mutumin da ya lalace a cikin soyayya, abune na yau da kullun kuma na sirri.

Erique Claudin (Rains) ya ɗan karaya bayan an sallame shi daga tsawon shekarun da ya yi yana mai goge goge a gidan Paris Opera House saboda gazawar kafafuwa a hannunsa. Yanzu, da Erique ya ajiye ajiya a gefe yana iya zama lafiya. Koyaya, wannan mutumin yana ɓoye yana soyayya da wata matashiya mawakiyar Opera mai zuwa Christine Dubois; kuma ta kasance tana nutsuwa don ɗaukar nauyin karatun darussan waƙar nan gaba.

 Tare da fatan samun biyan buƙata, Claudin ya rubuta kuma ya aika da kide kide da wake-wake don Gidan Opera. Bayan ya damu matuka lokacin da bai sami wata sanarwa ba game da matsayin sa na operetta, mutumin ya yi tafiya zuwa wurin mawallafan don kawai ya san sun saci kiɗan sa. A cikin gwagwarmaya tare da faɗin barawon kide kide, an jefa acid a fuskar Claudin kuma an haifi Fatalwa tare da manufa.

Wannan ajanda shine ganin kaunarsa tayi nasara. Wataƙila ya ɗan wuce gona da iri ta hanyar kashe jagoran mata a ɗaya daga cikin wasan kwaikwayo Christine ya kasance mai zurfin tunani, kuma ya faɗo da katuwar fulawa a kan masu sauraro, amma eh, waye jahannama da za mu hukunta zuciyar mutum? A tsakiyar hargitsi Claudin ya sharara Christine har zuwa karkashin ruwa ya shelanta kaunarsa gare ta. Christine har yanzu bata san wannan ya kasance ƙaunatacciyar ƙaunarta ba, kuma Claudin bai bayyana ainihinsa ba, ya bar ta da tsoro da kuma jinƙan mutumin da ya rufe fuska. Ya fara wasa a piano kuma yana roƙon ƙaunarsa ta rera waƙar da ya rubuta mata. A halin yanzu, biyu daga masu neman Dubois sun zo don ceta, suna bin sautunan kiɗan. Lokacin da suka isa ma'auratan, ɗayan ya harba bindiga a rufi, ya murƙushe Claudin har lahira.

Bayan haka, Christine ta fahimci cewa wanda ya kama ta a zahiri Claudin ne, kuma cikin al'ajabi ta ce a koyaushe tana jin “an matso kusa da shi”. Ta haka ne ya bar mata masu neman mata biyu a baya don girmama mutumin da yake ƙaunarta a cikin ajalinsa, da mai da hankali ga aikin waƙa kawai.

 

 

The Crow

“Mutane sun taɓa yin imani cewa idan wani ya mutu, hankaka ya ɗauki ransa zuwa ƙasar matattu. Amma wani lokacin, wani abu mai munin gaske yakan faru wanda ke dauke da bakin ciki dashi kuma rai baya iya hutawa. Sannan wani lokaci, kawai wani lokacin, hankaka na iya dawo da wannan ran don gyara abubuwan da ba daidai ba. ”

Labarin soyayya mai ban tausayi wanda yayi aiki a matsayin cibiya a cikin 1994's The Crow, da kuma ainihin masifar rayuwa dangane da mutuwar Brandon Lee a bayan fagen wannan ƙaunataccen fim ɗin, ya isa ya sa hawayen hawayen kowa ya kumbura. Shelly da Eric sun kasance maƙasudin dangantaka. Zurfin ƙaunar Eric ga mahaifiyarsa, shine abin da kowane ghoul yake mafarki na wata rana. Abin da ya sa wannan labarin da gaske ya zama ɗayan baƙin ciki wanda zan iya tunanin kansa. Yanayin mummunan halin da ya shafi duka kisan Shelly da Eric, ya sa Draven ya dawo daga kabari shekara guda daga baya don ɗaukar fansar rashinsu na rashin gaskiya. A karkashin jagorancin hankaka, Draven ya bi diddigin masu laifin kuma ya sa su wahala da sunan ƙaunataccen ƙaunarsa.

Koyaya, gamsuwa da ganin ɗayan manyan masu laifi da ake sanyawa ta hanyar gargoyle (wasan kick-ass), baya warware abin da ya gabata yayin da Eric ya koma kabarin Shelly. Abin da ya taɓa zama yanzu ba zai taɓa zama ba amma, idan aka sace mana mutanen da muke kauna, hanyar da za a ci gaba da rayuwarsu ita ce kada a daina kaunarsu. Gine-gine suna ƙonewa, mutane sun mutu, amma ainihin ƙauna har abada ne.

Fly (1986)

A saman kasancewa ɗayan manyan mawuyacin halin tsoro na kowane lokaci, Cronenberg's The Fly Ba fiye da fim ɗin dodo ba.Ba tare da wata shakka ba, yana ɗaya daga cikin baƙin ciki, kuma tatsuniyoyin soyayya masu raɗaɗi wanda mutum zai iya kallo ya bayyana akan allon fuska. Seth da Veronica sun kasance suna da kyau sosai kamar yadda ma'auratan suke da ilmin sunadarai wanda zai tsotse ku daidai wannan duniyar ta telepods, kwari, da bala'i. Kuma ya bar ku a cikin mummunan rikici na hawaye da puke- saboda ku da ku duka mun san wannan fim ɗin na iya sauƙin samar da amai mai ban tsoro don tashin hankali.

Kamar dai yadda abubuwa ke dumamawa ga mai kirkirar hankali da kuma dan jaridar, wani gwaji na bazata tare da wayar salula ta Brundle yayi mummunan kuskure yayin da kuda ya kutsa kai cikin daya daga cikin kwantennan da Seth, wanda ya haifar da haduwar DNA. Sabanin fim din 1958 na Vincent Price, canjin Brundle ba nan take ba ne, kuma da farko Seth yana jin daɗi da ƙarfi. Tabbas, mun sani kawai wannan ruwan ƙwarin da ke gudana ta jijiyoyin sa. Veronica na iya ganin cewa wani abu yayi mummunan abu game da sabuwar ƙaunarta, kuma kamar yadda Seth ba da daɗewa ba, yayi daidai da haɗari.

Aya daga cikin mahimman abubuwan da ke daɗaɗa kamar soka a zuciyar masu kallo, shi ne jawabin rabin magana da Brundlefly ya yi wa Veronica a kan “siyasar kwari”. Veronica tana matukar son taimakawa Seth, amma Brundle ya san cewa ya fi karfin taimakonta kuma ya umurce ta da ta guji tunda yana jin kwaron da ke cikin sa a wannan lokaci, an kwace shi gaba daya.

“Dole ne ku tafi yanzu, kuma kada ku dawo nan. Shin kun taba jin siyasar kwari? Ni ma ba ni da su. Kwari ba su da siyasa. Suna da mummunan rauni. Babu tausayi, babu sassauci. Ni kwari ne wanda nayi mafarkin ya kasance mutum kuma yana son shi. Amma yanzu mafarkin ya wuce… kuma kwari ya waye. Ina cewa… Zan cutar da ku idan kun tsaya. ” 

CUTAR YANKA.

Babban bugun dick shine a ƙarshen ƙarshe duk da haka. Brundle mahaukaci tare da ra'ayin fishi da shi, kuma a yanzu Veronica mai juna biyu tare a cikin telepods alama ce amsar matsalarsa. Tare da taimakon mai damuwa, kodayake tsohuwar ƙaunatacciya kuma abokiyar aiki na Ronnie, ta yi nasarar tserewa daga barin DNA na Brundle da za a haɗu tare da kwafon kanta. Yanzu muna da mutated mutum-tashi-telepod. Bakin ciki mai kyau. Seth ya isa can ciki ga takwaransa na ɗan adam, cikin rawar jiki ya ɗaga bindiga karamar Veronica da ke cikin damuwa a hannunta kuma ya nuna ta a kansa, yana roƙon ƙaunarsa ta kawo ƙarshen hauka. Geena Davis mai ban tsoro ya bi da busa kwakwalwar Goldblum, yana bamu ɗayan mawuyacin ƙarshen ƙarshen kowane fim mai ban tsoro.

Ugh. Auna tana wari.