Muna kasa da mako guda daga ranar sakin An Kashe Halloween, kuma da gaskiya ba za mu iya jira mu ga abin da zai faru ba lokacin da aka sake buɗe Michael Myers a Haddonfield bayan ya tsere daga gidan ƙonawa na Laurie Strode.

Halloween shi ne abin da na fi so na ban tsoro. Kada ku yi min kuskure, yanzu. Ina son Jason, Freddy, kuma a, ina son Ghostface, amma akwai wani abu game da Michael Myers wanda ya shiga ƙarƙashin fata na kuma ya firgita ni. Wancan ya ce, kashe -kashen nasa ma, galibi, ba su da ban mamaki fiye da wasu sauran abubuwan ban tsoro kuma don hakan kawai, ya yi ƙasa da ƙasa don yawancin mutane. Yana da mahimmanci a lura, kuma za ku ga shaida a ƙasa, cewa lokacin da Michael ya yi ƙyalli, da gaske, gaske yana jin tsoro.

Wataƙila ni mai tsotsa ne kawai ga mai kisa a cikin abin rufe fuska na William Shatner wanda a ƙarshe ya ƙare sanye da abin rufe fuska na Michael Myers kamar Michael Myers…

Ee, wannan matakin matakin meta ne Scream bai ma kai ba sai wataƙila kashi na huɗu.

Don haka, yayin da nake shirin shirye -shiryen popcorn na daren Haddonfield vs. Myers, Ina tsammanin zan bi baya a cikin shekarun da suka gabata kuma in raba wasu abubuwan da na fi so na kashewa daga ikon amfani da sunan kamfani wanda har yanzu yana da ƙarfi bayan shekaru 40.

(Yana tafiya ba tare da faɗi cewa akwai masu ɓarna a nan. Don haka, idan ba ku taɓa ganin a Halloween ci gaba da fim ɗin tare da taka tsantsan.)

Wadanne kashe -kashen Halloween ne kuka fi so?

#1 Annie, kuna lafiya ?! (Halloween 1978)

Shi ne cikakken saitin. Annie ta shagala yayin da take ƙoƙarin zuwa ɗaukar saurayinta. An kulle kofar motar. Ta je ta ɗauki makullin kuma da ta dawo ƙofar ta buɗe ba tare da ta yi amfani da maɓallin ba. Dukanmu mun san tana da abin toast, amma ginin har zuwa ƙarshe yana da ƙima kuma kamar yadda Michael bai kasance mai sadaukar da kai ba don kawai ya soki waɗanda abin ya shafa har yanzu, Annie a maimakon haka ya ɗauki azabar daƙiƙa don ya mutu yayin da ya murƙushe makogwaron ta. Don wannan kaɗai, wannan ƙaramin yanayin yana farawa daga jerin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdcdWq-K_s

#2 pan ƙaramin rauni… ((Halloween II)

Akwai dalilin da yasa wannan kisan ya zama meme. Ina nufin, tabbas, zaku iya kashe wani tare da fatar fatar kan mutum, amma akwai wani abu kawai game da soka wani a cikin kashin baya tare da fatar kan mutum da ɗaga su daga ƙasa wanda duka abin ƙyama ne kuma mara ma'ana don isa ya zama wurin hutawa. Da kaina, lokacin da takalmi ya faɗi a gare ni ...

Yana da kyau, ta hanyar, sun yi mubaya'a a ciki Hutun H20 tare da mutuwar Will Brennan. Ya girgiza a kusa da yawa fiye da m, duk da haka… wasan kwaikwayo sarauniya!

#3 Jamie a Gudu (Halloween 6: La'anar Michael Myers)

Ban sani ba ko jaririyar Jamie karya ce, ƙudurin ta, ko kuma kawai son ranta, amma na yi mata tushe a farkon wannan fim ɗin sosai. Ya sanya mutuwarta mai ban tsoro wacce ta fi wahalar ɗauka kuma abin tunawa don taya.

#4 Babban abin birgewa… ((Halloween 5: Fansa na Michael Myers)

Gaskiyar cewa Michael yana ɗaukar minti ɗaya don tayar da motar Mikey kafin ya kashe shi da sauri, kawai yana sa ni murmushi. Wanene ya san Siffar na iya zama ƙarami?!

#5 Yana samun zafi a nan! (Halloween II)

Zan yi gaskiya, mutuwar Budd ba ta dame ni sosai ba, amma matalauciyar Nurse Karen ta nutse/rabi tafasa? Wannan ba yadda za a yi da kowa. Yau ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nEWeTPc5ts

#6 Cire kanka !! (Halloween 2018)

Duba, ban ce kowa ya cancanci mutuwa a hannun (ko ƙafafun) injin kashe kashe ba ... amma Dr. Sartain ya shiga Halloween 2018 ya sa Michael ya saki da gangan don ganin kamanninsa "a cikin daji." Sannan ya gano hanya mai wahala. Zan ce akwai wani adalci a cikin hakan, koda kuwa ya kasance sama-sama.

#7 Ka ce barka da dare, Mikey… ((Halloween: H20)

Ka tuna cewa lokacin duk mun kalli ƙarshen Hutun H20 kuma yayi tunani, “Oh wow… shi ke nan… ba za ku iya dawowa daga cire kanku ba. Michael Myers ya mutu da gaske… ”

Idan ba ku taɓa jin Jamie Lee Curtis yana magana game da wannan yanayin ba, ta hanyar, ɗauki mintuna kaɗan ku kalli wannan bidiyon. Kaunaci alamar kasuwancinta da yadda ta yi gwagwarmaya sosai don hakan.