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Zombie Burger: Wurin jin daɗin Manwich ɗin ku

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Yuni 3, 2015

Idan ka gina, za su zo. A'a, ba sojojin da suke tafiya zuwa ba Dyersville, Iowa duk lokacin rani don kallon Hall of Fame 'yan wasan ƙwallon kwando kamar Mike Schmidt da kuma Carlton Fisk fitowa daga masara don baje kolin sadaka, amma magoya bayan aljanu, masu yawo da biters.

Bari mu fuskanta, ba aljanu ba ne kawai suke buƙatar ci. Wadanda ke sha'awar su kuma suna buƙatar abinci, kuma Des Moines ya rufe ku.

Na yi farin ciki da samun hakan Zombie Burger ya wanzu ko kaɗan, amma da kyar na iya ɗaukar farin cikina akan hanyar biki. Kuma ko da yake babu da yawa ta hanyar tunani game da aljan film kayan ado a bango ko wani wuri, haɗin gwiwa fiye da yadda aka yi shi akan menu (wanda shine jaridar faux mai taken Villager cika da sabbin abubuwan aljanu na faux).

Aikin bango

Ba muna magana naman alade a cikin cakulan miya ba, ko dai.

Daga burgers tare da monikers ciki har da Kwanaki 28 Daga baya, Suna Zuwa Don Samun Barbara da Boomstick suna ta mamaye menu, akwai wadatar da za ta sa ku murmushi.

Ba wai kawai grub ɗin yana da daɗi ba, akwai yalwar sa kuma yana bayyana a cikin ƙiftawar ido.

Ka tuna cewa Jim Gaffigan ya cije inda yake yin tsokaci kan yadda abincin Sinawa ke zuwa da sauri? "Ina tsammanin zan sami...oh, yana nan."

Bayan mun ba da odar mu, sai na yi ta yawo don samun mai duba, ba minti biyu ba sai abincin ya iso. Kuma burgers sun biyo baya ba da daɗewa ba. Kuma ba da jimawa ba, Ina nufin mintuna kaɗan. Don haka idan kuna jin yunwa ga nama, ba za ku daɗe a gabanku ba.

Ƙananan aladu uku kamar yadda Wolf nachos appetizer ya fada

Kuma sabis? Na ban mamaki. Mai sauri, tattaunawa da abokantaka mai ban sha'awa. Zan iya cewa ba tare da ajiyar wuri ba sabis ɗin a Zombie Burger shine mafi kyawun abin da na taɓa samu a kowane gidan abinci don ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya. Ma'aikatan jirginsu tabbas nau'in masu tsira ne waɗanda zasu sami hanyar samun Andy sauka daga saman kantin bindigogi.

Amma koma ga abinci. Na sami George Romero Pittsburgher saboda, bari mu fuskanta, dole ne in yi. Sarkin aljanu? Dole ne in biya ta girmamawa tare da gefen soya, dama?

George Romero Pittsburgher

An zaɓi abokina The Walking Ched, wanda cuku ne kawai, macaroni da cuku da ƙarin cuku da aka tara a saman burger mai daɗi. Ku yarda da ni, babu wani daki da ya rage a cikin jahannama ko cikinmu har lokacin da muka gama. Kuma, oh-by-the-way, akwatuna biyu sun raka mu a kan hanyar fita domin hakan ya yi yawa da yawa don cin abinci a zama ɗaya.

Bayan mun sha, hankalinmu ya koma ga abubuwan sha da kayan abinci.

Libcin da ya ja hankalina (kuma ya haifar da murmushi mai faɗi). Tallahassee. Abin sha cikakke tare da vanilla vodka, ceri Kool-Aid kuma, ba shakka, wannan zaki, mai cike da kirim wanda aka sani da Twinkie. Wataƙila yana da ranar ƙarewa, amma ba zan sani ba saboda ba mu daɗe ba mu gano kafin mu kawo ƙarshen wanzuwarsa.

Idan ina da ƙararraki guda ɗaya (ba da gaske kuka ba, ƙarin ɗan takaici), rashin samun kwafin bindigar Winchester ne akan mashaya saboda, ina nufin… mun so.

Wannan mai sauki ne. Idan kun tono aljanu da wadataccen abinci mai ban sha'awa, Zombie Burger ya zama dole a daina. Ba wai kawai idan kuna cikin Des Moines ba, saboda wannan yana da takamaiman, don haka bari in taimake ku: Idan kun sami kanku a cikin jihar na Iowa, danna dakatar da duk abin da kuke yi, buga Zombie Burger a cikin GPS ɗin ku kuma ku saba da hatsi - yi aikin hajji. to Wuri mai dadi na marasa mutuwa.

Ba ra'ayi ba ne. Kuma ka san dalili? Domin da gaske ne a fili ba ra'ayin shit ba.

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