Kusan nan ya isa, mutane!!!! Kasa da makonni biyu ya rage kafin dawowar bots, mahaukata da fina-finai masu ban sha'awa. A cikin kwanaki kadan. MST3K ya dawo da dadewa.

Ba zan iya gaya muku yadda nake jin dadi ba. Ban san lokacin da na fara soyayya da wasan kwaikwayon ba amma na fadi na yi da wuya. Na san wasu mutane Team Joel ne wasu kuma Team Mike ne, amma da gaske ban damu ba. Na ƙaunace su duka biyun kuma ilimin sunadarai da ke tsakanin su da Gypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo da Crooooooooooow (ya yarda cewa kun rera cewa a cikin ku… yarda da shi) sun kasance masu ban mamaki.

Na tattara nawa ragtag rukuni na iHorror tawagar domin fitar da cikakken dole ganin aukuwa kafin sabon kakar premiers. Don haka riƙe kayan aikinku, shirya sharhin ku mai ban tsoro, kuma bari kirgawa.

6,5,4,3,2,1…da lokacin nunawa.

The Horrors na Spider Island Lokaci na 10, Episode 11

Tawagar ’yan rawa ta Go-Go da manajansu (ko ta yaya) sun tsira daga hatsarin jirgin sama a kan hanyarsu ta zuwa New York zuwa Singapore, kuma sun yi wanka a gabar tsibiri da giza-gizai ke zaune… ku MST3K, amma akwai kawai wani abu game da The Horrors of Spider Island cewa ina son kawai; shi ne irin wannan fim ɗin bazuwar (masu go-go masu rawa da gizo-gizo/mutum/dabba suka kai wa hari a tsakanin jam'iyyu da yin iyo tsirara) wanda kawai shekarun 1960 ke iya samarwa. Mike, Tom Servo, da Crow suna cikin kyakkyawan tsari a duk faɗin, amma kamar yadda suke da mafi kyau MST3K episodes, gaskiyar cewa fim ɗin kansa yana da ban sha'awa mai ban sha'awa (tare da yin muni mai ban sha'awa daga Jamusanci na asali) kuma yana ba da kyakkyawan daidaituwa ga 'yan mata masu tayar da hankali (ko kawai tunatar da mu kowane lokaci a cikin wani lokaci muna kallo). The Horrors na Spider IslandFim wanda take… kusan 30% daidai: suna kan tsibiri).

-Shaun Cordingley

Hadaya ta Karshe Lokaci na 9, Episode 10

Almara, ƙarancin kasafin kuɗi, kasada na Kanada na rayuwa! Hakan ya biyo bayan matashin matashin mai suna Troy McGreggor yayin da yake ƙoƙarin bin sawun mahaifinsa masanin ilimin kimiya na kayan tarihi tun da ya mutu. Da yake samun kansa a guje daga wani shugaban kungiyar asiri mai suna Satoris, da rundunarsa sanye da abin rufe fuska, 'yan baranda masu rike da sarƙoƙi, ya haɗu tare da manyan jarumai na Kanada: ZAP ROWSDOWER. Wani giya mai shayarwa, mai kamun kifi wanda kila yana da hannu a mutuwar mahaifin Troy. Tare dole ne su sami tsohuwar wayewar Ziox kuma su kawo zaman lafiya a Alberta! Abubuwan da suka fi fice sun haɗa da korar mota mai ƙarancin kasafin kuɗi, ƴan daba na Kanada, da ɓacin rai akan shan Zap. Ciki har da layin marar mutuwa "Ina mamakin ko akwai giya akan rana?" Kuma yana nuna Pipper, wanda ya fi dangnabbed, rootin-tootin, Yosemite Sam, nau'in prospector har abada.

-Yakubu Davison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoheSI7Dbc

 

yanyawa Lokaci na 9, Episode 4

Wannan fim ɗin jahannama ne na lokaci mai kyau kuma taurari ƙarami (ƙananan) sananne Estevez, Joe Estevez. Wasu gungun masana ilimin kimiya na kayan tarihi sun gano wata tatsuniyar 'yan asalin ƙasar Amirka wolf wolf da aka binne a cikin hamada. Tare da yawancin mutanen da suka juya cikin wannan fim ɗin, kuna tsammanin wannan abu zai kasance da rai amma, a'a. Ta hanyoyi daban-daban, mutane kawai sukan faɗo a kan ƙasusuwa kuma ana tashe su kuma Bada Bing Bada Boom… werewolf. Aikin wasan kwaikwayo ne mai ban tsoro kuma labarin yana da matsakaici kuma INA SON shi. Akwai ƙarancin magana a cikin fuskokin ƴan wasan fiye da ɗakin jira na ofishin likitan filastik. Snark Patrol yana kan magana tare da sharhin su kuma yana ba da gogewa mai daɗi sosai. Ba za ku sake kallon bugles iri ɗaya ba. Bugu da ƙari, akwai wannan Estevez. Wannan ya sa ya zama abin bugawa, dama?

-DD ​​Crowley

 

The Pumaman Lokaci na 9, Episode 3

Ina tsammanin zan iya nuna son kai game da wannan saboda dalili ɗaya: Ni babban John Carpenter's ne Halloween fan. Pumaman BA KOME BA kamar Halloween amma suna raba kashi ɗaya…Donald Pleasence. Oh, iya. Fim game da tsohuwar abin rufe fuska na Aztec wanda ke juya abin da aka ƙaddara don karɓar ikonsa zuwa PUMAMAN! "Wane ne Pumaman?" ka tambaya. Wani mutum sanye da rigar riga da kafe wanda KINDA ke tashi kuma dan zuriyar Aztec ne. Wannan na musamman ne. Ban tabbata ba idan tasirin ne, aikin ko gaskiyar Aztec shaman yana gwada bazuwar don ganin ko Pumaman ne ta hanyar jefar da su daga tagogi. Kuma ban tabbatar da abin da ya sa Pleasence shiga cikin ma'aikatan wannan ƙaramin tafiya ta LSD ba, amma na yi farin ciki da ya yi. Bugu da ƙari, Ina son shi lokacin da manyan mata suna da mummunan yanayin mahaukacin idanu.

-DD ​​Crowley

Soultaker Lokaci na 10, Episode 1

Oh, jahannama. Yana da Joe Estevez kuma. Ya "tauraro" a cikin wannan fim din ("Shin wani abu ne da gaske Joe Estevez?") A matsayin Soultaker mai kula da daukar rayukan matasa hudu da suka mutu a hatsarin mota. Fim ɗin shi ne misalin wani mugun fim na 1990. Tattaunawar tana kama da wani abu da ciwon ku a cikin jaki ɗan shekara 9 zai rubuta kuma kiɗan kiɗa ne a cikin fasahar fasaha. Fim ɗin yana da muni amma wannan ya sami wasu mafi kyawun sharhin da na gani daga Mike, Tom Servo da Crow. Ba na jin akwai wani bangare na fim din da ban yi kururuwa da dariya ba. Soultaker ya jagoranci kakar wasan karshe na MST3K kuma ya haɗa da ziyara daga Joel zuwa SOL wanda ya kasance na musamman da kuma jin dadi kadan ga masu kallo.

-DD ​​Crowley

Kada ku iyakance kanku ga waɗannan biyar kawai kafin firaminista. Akwai da yawa da za a wuce amma wasu abubuwan ƙaunataccen suna Pod People, Mitchell, Merlin's Shop of Mythical Wonders, Eegah da yawa, da sauransu. Yawancin motsin biyan kuɗi da sabis na yawo na TV suna ba da iyakataccen taken jerin da MST3K ya dawo Netflix 14 ga Afrilu don sabon salo na fina-finai mara kyau, babban sharhi da sabbin hauka.

Yayin da kuke nan, bincika sabon layi na sassan MST3K cewa Netflix ya kara da cewa. Kuma duba ranar Felicia da Patten Oswalt a matsayin sabon mahaukaci nan!