Yau ce ranar haifuwar allah a tsakanin mutane. A gaskiya labari, da gaske. Sunansa Bruce Campbell, kuma idan ba ku sani ba ya kamata! ...
Dukanmu muna son Bruce Campbell. Ga masu sha'awar ban tsoro, an ba da kyau sosai. Idan ba ku son Bruce, je ku zauna a kusurwa kuma kuyi tunani ...