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tare da Maggie ana sakewa kuma Mai aiki: Genesys (ni kadai ne mai ƙin rashin karatu da rubutu a cikin taken fim?) Ba da daɗewa ba za a sake shi, ya ba ni tunani, musamman game da babban tauraron fim din Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yana da sanyi mai sanyi wanda ya fuskanci rundunar soja guda daya, ya bar gawarwakin mutane da yawa a baya sakamakon lalacewa kan finafinai da yawa sannan kuma idan harbin ya tsaya, me yake yi? Ya tofa wani linzami mai murmushi. Soaya daga cikin ƙwallon ƙwallon masara, amma dacewa da halin da ake ciki, dole ne ku tashi tsaye, jefa dunƙulenku a cikin iska kuma kuyi girma da ƙarfin namiji "YEA-AHHH!" Da kyau, mafi yawan lokuta. Wasu daga cikin waɗannan layin suna da muni ƙwarai da gaske wanda ya sa dole ku fuskata cikin kunya, kamar kuna jin kunyarsa. Tunanin cewa ɗan adam zai faɗi waɗancan layukan bayan an gabatar da shi saiti cikakke ya sanya ku tambaya inda muke a matsayin mutane.

Sannan akwai masu layi daya wadanda suka fada dama a tsakiya. Waɗannan su ne masu ƙuje kan. Wadanda baku da tabbas sosai idan ya kasance mai kyau, amma shima baiyi kyau ba. Waɗannan su ne cheesy wadanda za mu duba. Na san cewa zan wuce duba wasu 'yan kaɗan, amma waɗannan su ne waɗanda suka makale tare da ni saboda kyawawan dalilai, galibi musamman suna da ban mamaki, da kyau, wauta ne don rashin kyakkyawar kalma. Amma ina tsammanin mutum daya ne zai iya tabbatar da maganata, don haka ku dauke ta, Arnie!

"Ya kama jirgin kasa." - magogi
Lokacin da aka gama duk abin da aka yi a cikin fim ɗin, maƙaryacin da James Caan ya buga yana zaune a cikin limo yayin da yake tsayawa a kan hanyoyin jirgin ƙasa. Arnold ya kira shi, ya yi masa ba'a, “Ka kawai aka share,” yayin da jirgin ya kutsa kai cikin limo, ya haifar da fashewar abubuwa da kuma kashe James Caan. Arnold sannan yana zaune a cikin motar tserewa tare da jaririn Vanessa Williams yayin da take tambayar me ya faru. Yana amsawa, "Ya kama jirgin ƙasa," kuma yana kan hanya, ƙididdigar birgima. Abin da gaske ke sayar da wannan a matsayin layi mai ɗauke da cheesy, ban da gaskiyar cewa hakan ne, shine guitar guitar bayan ya faɗi hakan kuma an yanka shi zuwa baƙi zuwa ƙididdiga, kamar fim ɗin yana barin ɗigon mic yana tafiya daga filin.

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"Jiki na, zabi na!" - Junior
Wannan layin da gaske bai buƙaci a faɗi shi ba, amma lokacin da kake kallon fim game da Arnold Schwarzenegger yana haihuwa, da gaske ya kamata ka ga yana zuwa. Yana daga cikin irin take-taken da aka lika ma komai a lokacin; anti-drug, abstinence, diet, etc. Amma jin shi daga mutumin da ya lalata ɗaruruwan ugsan baranda da wata babbar bindiga a hannu ɗaya ya kashe saƙon. Baku iya dariya ba sai dariya.

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"Ina jin magana ta, ba zan iya kallon ta ba." - Hercules a New York
A baya a cikin 1969 lokacin da aka san shi da Mista Universe a fim ɗin sa na farko, Arnold ya zama kamar Allah na Girka a cikin zamani na New York, tun kafin shekarun 80's su kasance masu yin ɗimbin jingina jarumai na yau da kullun. Dukkanin tattaunawar a cikin wadannan fina-finai kifi ne daga halin halayen rashin fahimtar kowane layi ko fasahar zamani. Bayan an gargaɗe shi ya kalli abin da yake faɗi, Hercules kawai ya ba da amsa da wannan jakar da ke wauta, amma gaskiya ne, sai ku buge goshinku ku yi dariya. Hakan kamar wani abu ne wanda malamin makaranta zai zo dashi a matsayin dawowa. Amma kar ka damu, Arnold. Za ku cika cikakkun damar ku na daya a cikin kasa da shekaru ashirin. Ya kamata in lura cewa yana yaƙi da beyar a wannan fim ɗin.

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"Bai kamata ku sha kuma ku gasa ba." - Raw Deal
Wannan wani abu ne da nake tsammanin ya wuce ba tare da faɗi ba. Yawancin abubuwa masu ban tsoro na iya faruwa. Misali, zaka iya mantawa da cewa kun kunna murhu, cike gida da gas ko kuma kuna iya kunna wuta mai maiko… ko kuma zaku iya jefa wainar da aka toya a cakulan a kusan ƙafa bakwai tsayi, wanda aka yiwa dan Austriya girma.

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“Hey kana son zama manomi? Ga kadada kamar guda! ” - Jarumi na karshe
Layin da ba shi da kyau, yana da kyau, galibi saboda bayan da aka faɗi, sai ya harbi mutum a cikin kwalliya kuma ya aika da shi ya tashi cikin iska zuwa iska. Wannan niyya ce a baya Jarumi na karshe ko da yake. Shafine da aka shirya akan finafinai masu motsawa kuma wasan kwaikwayon Arnie ne kawai ke bada wannan bugun da karfi. Ina nufin duka a zahiri da kuma a zahiri. Ya wuce saman kuma mai annashuwa kuma masu magana ɗaya suna da wauta, wannan ba za ku iya taimakawa ba sai dai ku yi dariya. Fim ɗin ya zama mummunan rap, amma na ji daɗin abin da yake. Wannan tabbas wannan shine layin dana fi so daga fim din. Ko da a cikin yanayin da yake ciki, yana da kyau sake allahn-diculous sannan ya shura mutumin a cikin kwallayen. Ta yaya ba za ku so shi ba? Ina tsammanin bayan wannan fim ɗin ya fito, duk yaran makarantar suna faɗin wannan daidai kafin su harbi wani a cikin shara, amma mun kasance ba masu gamsuwa ba lokacin da yaron bai dawo da ƙafa goma sha biyu ba. Madadin haka mun samu matsala. Mun kasance muna yin koyi da Arnold da yawa, tare da yin ƙasa.

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Sannu, cutie kek. Dayanmu yana cikin damuwa matuka! ” - Mutumin da ke Gudun
Idan ba za ku iya faɗi ta ci gaban jerin ba, abubuwa sun fara zama wauta da gaske. Ko da don Arnold wannan layin kawai… kyakkyawa ne. Bayan ya faɗi wannan, ba za ku iya taimaka ba sai dai ku yi tunanin “aww” sannan kuma ku yi murna saboda kun san Richard Dawson yana gab da samun hakan. Tabbas, Richard Dawson ya ce wa Arnold tun da wuri a cikin fim ɗin, amma Arnie ya dawo da layin yayin ƙarshen. Ka sani Dick yana kawai tunanin cewa bai kamata ya faɗi haka ga mutumin da zai dawo ya kashe shi daga baya ba. Tabbas ba wasu kalmomin karshe bane kake son ji.

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"Yi la'akari da cewa kisan aure." - total tuna
Na tabbata sosai bayan haka total tuna, yawancin mutane suna fatan wannan zai iya kashe aure ta wannan hanyar. Mecece hanyar kawo karshen aure mai daci. Ba cewa na yarda da tashin hankali ba, tabbas. Bayan Arnold ya gano cewa aurensa wani yanki ne na makirci a kansa, maimakon jefa zoben aurensa a cikin wani tafki ko wani abu da aka danna, sai ya hango Sharon Stone a kai da 9mm kuma ya faɗi hakan tare da waccan ƙawancen Schwarzenegger.

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"Lafiya lau, kowa ILL CHILL!" - Batman & Robin
Yana da wuya a zaɓi layi ɗaya kawai daga Batman & Robin har sai da na fara tunani a kansa, galibi saboda duk wawaye ne. Komai ruwan ice ne. Yaya wayo. Yana da wahala a yi imani Arnold ya tafi tare da jefa kansa a cikin wannan shuɗin zane da zane mai kyau sannan kuma ba shi da komai sai fashin kankara har sai kun fahimci nawa aka biya shi don wannan rawar. Jahannama, da na aikata shi. Amma kamar yadda na fada, zabar mafi karancin layin wauta daga wannan fim din ya dan kasance da wahala a farko, har sai na sake karanta shi (ee, na sake karanta shi purposes don dalilai na bincike, hakika) kuma wannan layin na musamman ya sanya ni dariya. Yana da ɗan ɗan dabara idan ka kwatanta shi da sauran.

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“Tsaya kusa.” - predator
Kowa ya tuna da wannan don "SAMU ZUWA CHOPPA!" Wanne ne mai sanyi, amma ba shi da cuku. Tabbas fim na wasan kwaikwayo na 80 inda Arnold ke busawa da miyagun mutane yana da abin da za su ba mu, dama? Ba za su kawai fallasa Arnold a cikin fim ba kuma ba za su bar shi ya yi ihu game da masu magana daya ba. Sa'ar al'amarin shine basu bar mana rataye ba. Lokacin da wani abu ya yunƙura don ɓoye masa, Arnold da sauri ya jefa wuƙa a cikin kirjin goon da ƙarfi, sai ya manne a kan takarda sai Arnie ya gaya masa ya “tsaya kusa” sannan ya gudu ya kashe mutane da yawa kamar yana da wasu adadin da zai cika .

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"Ga Sub-Zero, yanzu… PLAIN-AERO!" - Mutumin da ke Gudun
Yawancin maganganun Arnold, zan iya ci gaba har abada, amma mace mai ƙiba dole ta yi waƙa ƙarshe. Idan ya zo ga batun Arnold, akwai guda daya da ya taba sa ni yin shakkar dariya cewa dole ne in sake juya shi sau da yawa don tabbatar da na ji shi daidai (kuma na yi). Bayan ya kashe ɗaya daga cikin stan sandar wanda sana'arsa ta kankara ce (wanda daga ƙarshe zai dawo ya zama jigon aikin Arnie), sai ya kalli ɗayan kyamarorin kuma ya yi ihu game da nasarorin da ya samu a cikin layi ɗaya. Ina jin cewa an inganta wannan layin. Kamar kafin a ɗauka, Arnold ya gaya wa darektan cewa yana da kyakkyawar shawara game da layi ɗaya, don haka suka birgima kuma lokacin ya zo sai ya tofa albarkacin bakinsa da… shiru. Kuna iya jin shirun da tabbas ya faru akan 'yan wasa da ƙungiyoyin yayin da yake tsaye a wurin yana murmushi, duk yana alfahari da kansa. Ina nufin, kalli fuskarsa yayin da yake bada layin. Da kyau, ina alfahari da ku, Arnold. Dukanmu muna. Na gode da dawowar ku zuwa wasan kwaikwayo kuma muna fatan karin samfuranku masu farin ciki.

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Amincewa mai Girma: Jin dadin dagawa. - Gudun ƙarfe
Na san yayin da kake karanta wannan jerin, kana tunani, “amma yaya game da Gudun ƙarfe? " Yarda da ni, nakan yi tunani iri ɗaya, don haka ba zan bar ku a rataye ba. Arnold yana kwatanta jin daɗin dagawa zuwa zuwa? Ya cancanci rukuninsa. Akwai wasu abubuwan da mutane ke nadamar faɗar duk tsawon rayuwarsu, rubutu ko babu, amma wannan… Ina jin cewa ba ya jin kunyar hakan. Yanzu dai kaga yadda Arnold yayi kaurin suna "N'YAHH!" fuska yayin da ya cika. Ina kwana, kowa!

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Fim ɗin 'Mummunan Matattu' Franchise Samun Sabbin Kayayyaki Biyu

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Haɗari ne ga Fede Alvarez don sake yin abin ban tsoro na Sam Raimi The Tir Matattu a cikin 2013, amma wannan haɗarin ya biya kuma haka ma abin da ya biyo baya na ruhaniya Muguwar Matattu Tashi a cikin 2023. Yanzu Deadline yana ba da rahoton cewa jerin suna samun, ba ɗaya ba, amma biyu sabobin shiga.

Mun riga mun san game da Sebastien Vaniček Fim mai zuwa wanda ya shiga cikin duniyar Matattu kuma yakamata ya zama mabiyi mai kyau ga sabon fim ɗin, amma muna faɗaɗa hakan. Francis Galluppi da kuma Hotunan Gidan Fatalwa suna yin aikin kashe-kashe da aka saita a sararin samaniyar Raimi bisa tushen wani sunan Galluppi yafada ma Raimi da kansa. Wannan ra'ayi ana kiyaye shi a ɓoye.

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"Francis Galluppi mai ba da labari ne wanda ya san lokacin da zai sa mu jira cikin tashin hankali da kuma lokacin da zai same mu da tashin hankali," Raimi ya gaya wa Deadline. "Shi darakta ne wanda ke nuna iko da ba a saba gani ba a farkon fasalinsa."

Wannan fasalin yana da take Tasha Karshe A gundumar Yuma wanda zai saki wasan kwaikwayo a Amurka a ranar 4 ga Mayu. Ya biyo bayan wani ɗan kasuwa mai balaguro, "wanda aka makale a wurin hutawar Arizona na karkara," kuma "an jefa shi cikin mummunan yanayin garkuwa da zuwan 'yan fashin banki biyu ba tare da damuwa game da yin amfani da zalunci ba. -ko sanyi, karfe mai kauri-domin kare dukiyarsu da ta zubar da jini.”

Galluppi daraktan gajeren wando sci-fi/horror shorts ne wanda ya lashe lambar yabo wanda ayyukan yabo sun hada da. Babban Hamada Jahannama da kuma Aikin Gemini. Kuna iya duba cikakken gyaran Babban Hamada Jahannama da teaser don Gemini A kasa:

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'Mutumin da Ba a Ganuwa 2' Yana "Kusa da Abin da Ya Kasance" Ya Faru

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Elisabeth Moss a cikin wata magana mai kyau da tunani ya ce a cikin wata hira domin Murnar Bakin Ciki Cikin Rudani cewa ko da yake an sami wasu batutuwan kayan aiki don yin Mutumin da ba a iya gani 2 akwai bege a sararin sama.

Podcast mai masaukin baki Josh Horowitz ne adam wata tambaya game da bin da kuma idan Moss da darakta Leigh Whannell ne adam wata sun kasance kusa da tsaga mafita don yin shi. Moss ya yi murmushi ya ce "Mun fi kusa da mu fiye da yadda muka taba samun murkushe shi." Kuna iya ganin martanin ta a wurin 35:52 yi alama a cikin bidiyon da ke ƙasa.

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Whannell a halin yanzu yana New Zealand yana yin wani fim ɗin dodo don Universal, Wolf Man, wanda zai iya zama tartsatsin da ke kunna ra'ayi na duniya mai cike da damuwa wanda bai sami wani tasiri ba tun lokacin da Tom Cruise ya gaza yin ƙoƙari na tadawa. A mummy.

Hakanan, a cikin bidiyon podcast, Moss ta ce ita ce ba a cikin Wolf Man fim don haka duk wani hasashe cewa aikin giciye ne ya bar shi a iska.

A halin yanzu, Universal Studios yana tsakiyar gina gidan hants na shekara-shekara a ciki Las Vegas wanda zai baje kolin wasu dodanni na cinematic na gargajiya. Dangane da halarta, wannan na iya zama haɓakar ɗakin studio don samun masu sauraro da ke sha'awar halittarsu ta IP sau ɗaya kuma don samun ƙarin fina-finai da aka yi akan su.

Ana shirin buɗe aikin Las Vegas a cikin 2025, wanda ya zo daidai da sabon wurin shakatawar da suka dace a Orlando da ake kira duniya almara.

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Jake Gyllenhaal's Thriller's Presumed Innocent' ya Samu Ranar Sakin Farko

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Jake gyllenhaal ya ɗauka ba shi da laifi

Jake Gyllenhaal's Limited jerin Zaton mara laifi yana faduwa akan AppleTV+ a ranar 12 ga Yuni maimakon 14 ga Yuni kamar yadda aka tsara tun farko. Tauraron, wanda Road Road sake yi yana da ya kawo sake dubawa masu gauraya akan Amazon Prime, yana rungumar ƙaramin allo a karon farko tun bayan bayyanarsa Kisa: Rayuwa akan Titin a 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal a cikin 'Presumed Innocent'

Zaton mara laifi ake samar da shi David E. Kelly, JJ Abrams' Bad Robot, Da kuma Warner Bros. Yana da karbuwa na fim ɗin Scott Turow na 1990 wanda Harrison Ford ya taka lauya yana aiki sau biyu a matsayin mai bincike da ke neman wanda ya kashe abokin aikinsa.

Waɗannan nau'ikan abubuwan ban sha'awa masu ban sha'awa sun shahara a cikin 90s kuma galibi suna ɗauke da ƙarshen karkacewa. Ga trailer na asali:

Bisa lafazin akan ranar ƙarshe, Zaton mara laifi baya nisa daga tushen kayan: “…da Zaton mara laifi jerin za su binciko sha'awa, jima'i, siyasa da iko da iyakoki na soyayya yayin da wanda ake tuhuma ke yaƙi don haɗa danginsa da aure tare."

Na gaba ga Gyllenhaal shine Guy Ritchie aikin fim mai taken A cikin Grey wanda aka shirya za a sake shi a watan Janairun 2025.

Zaton mara laifi Silsilar iyaka ce ta kashi takwas da aka saita don yawo akan AppleTV+ daga Yuni 12.

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