Ina son fina-finai masu ban tsoro. Ba safai na rasa sakin wasan kwaikwayo ba idan har zan iya taimaka masa, ina da tarin trailers masu kyau da aka adana a YouTube, kuma ina jira Babadook don samun sakin Amurka ya kusan kashe ni. Ina kashe kudin baki daya a kayan adon Halloween. Ina rubutawa don gidan yanar gizo mai suna iHorror. Ni dan rainin wayo ne, wanda shine dalilin da yasa nake jin ciwo in faɗi

Magoya bayan tsoro 'yan iska ne.

Kana zazzare idanu? Shin kuna jin fushin kanku da adalci? Shin kun karanta wannan da babbar murya ga aboki sannan kuma kuna zagin mahaifiyata? Bari kawai in jefa muku wata magana: remake.

Ridiculous, ta yaya za su, menene tunanin su, kar su taɓa shi, da dai sauransu. Dukanmu mun taɓa ji / faɗinsa a baya. Dukanmu mun sami fiye da ɗan mahaukaci lokacin da sutudiyo ke ba da sanarwar maimaita ƙaunatacciyar ƙaunatacce, ko gidan wuta, har ma da rainin duniya, abin tsoro. Shin wani ya tuna da cikakken hauka fiye da yadda aka yi lokacin da aka sanar da shi (The) Mugun Matacce za a sake yin shi ba tare da ba Ash?

Yarda da kalmar R tare da magoya baya masu firgita gabaɗaya tabbatacce ne wanda zai haifar da ihu, ihu, watakila tearsan hawaye, da ciwon kai kewaye da kai. Tabbas na lissafa kaina daga cikin waDanda suke, a wasu lokuta, suka fidda wani abu wanda ya dace akan fim ana sake sake shi (yayi, amma da gaske? Sau nawa muke buƙatar gani Carrie? KADA TA SAUYA) koda kuwa sakamakon karshe ya kasance zinare tsantsa. “To, yayi kyau, amma bai kusan kyau kamar na asali ba. ” Kamar dai muna da wata dabi'a ce don girman kai mu haɗa kanmu da duk abin da ya zo na farko sannan kuma a lokaci ɗaya mu sanar wa duniya cewa mun kasance cikin nutsuwa cikin tsananin sha'awarmu ta yadda duk ibadunmu aka keɓe don “masu ilimin zamani.” Ta hanyar bayyana amincinmu, mun tabbatar da cewa mun fi karfin iliminmu na jinsi kada wasu sabbin abubuwa masu kyawu su mamaye mu ko kuma sabo game da tsohon labari. Mun kasance a can kafin su zama “gama gari.” Kodayake maimaitawa ya fi ƙarfin zuciya, ya fi ƙarfin gaske, tare da kyakkyawar aiki da fim, ba za mu taɓa juya baya ga Maɗaukaki na Asali ba. Na yarda, wani lokacin maimaitawa shine tsotsa, amma ba kowane lokaci, mutane.

Kuma kalmar R ba ita ce kawai gurneti da za a jefa ba. Kodayake ba za a iya ƙona turare kamar yadda yawancin magoya baya suke ba, “ci gaba” wani batun ne mai wahala tare da masu ba da gaskiya da yawa. Ba lallai ba ne saboda muna tunanin bai kamata a yi su ba; bayan duk, Horror shine nau'in sanannen don shi franchises a matsayin mafi sanannen sanannen masu kisan (Myers, kruger, Da kuma Bazawa) kowannensu yana da nasa, amma saboda fim daya a bayyane dole ne ya zama fitacce, kuma kowa a bayyane yana da ra'ayinsa a kan wane fim ne wannan kuma me ya sa, kuma tabbas babu wanda zai taɓa yarda da wanda shi ne.

Shyamalanian karkatarwa? "Na gan shi yana zuwa sooooo wawa #shawn." Matsayi na PG-13? "Ba sai dai idan ina kula da jarirai LOL." Da gaske, shin wasu masu son jinsi ne kamar mu? Don zama mai gaskiya, yawancin ƙananan ƙananan nau'ikan nau'ikan halittu suna faɗaɗa tushen fan ta babban adadi, wanda na iya yin lissafin wasu daga cikin halin ko in kula. A cikin babban teku, lallai ne 'yan kalilan za su ji haushi. Amma aƙalla muna duka wannan tare, dama? Sai dai oh jira! Domin ba ma iya yarda da abin da Tsoro is. -Tsananin halayyar dan adam, firgici na allahntaka, firgitar B-fim, fasalin halittu… a wani lokaci, layin yana samun dimaucewa. Ba da daɗewa ba, marubuta da yawa daga wannan rukunin yanar gizon sun tattauna game da 'Shining' da 'Shiru na ofan Rago' suna da ban tsoro. Mamaki, mamaki: duk bamu yarda ba.

Da kaina, ban sani ba cewa za'a iya fassara “tsoro”. Ya fi na “kuna san shi idan kun gan shi” abu mai kyau. Mutane da yawa sun ɗauka don sanya tsoro a cikin akwatin da aka bayyana sarai, tare da m matakan. Dokar ta zama kamar: “Idan ba zai ba ni tsoro ba, to ba abin tsoro bane.” Kuma wannan mawuyacin doka ce da za ku sanya, saboda ban sani ba idan kun lura, amma kowa yana tafiya ne game da wannan kasuwancin “girma”. A wani lokaci za mu fara jin tsoron sanya dokar hana fita kan wadanda suka yi kisan, da biyan kudi a kan Boogeyman, da kuma lamuni kan adduna. Gaskiyar ita ce, tsoro yana buƙatar dakatar da rashin imani. Yana buƙatar mu shiga cikin ɗiyarmu ta ciki kuma muyi imani cewa mafi munin abubuwa marasa kyau gaske ne kuma suna rayuwa a ƙarƙashin gadajen mu.

Ina yin shi kowane lokaci. Har yanzu ban gani ba 'Yesja'saboda an ƙaddara shi PG-13 kuma ina tsammanin bai ma damu ba. Amma duk lokacin da na kalli tirelar, na kan birge. Ina buƙatar bincika son zuciya na, saboda akwai jerin fina-finai na PG-13 waɗanda na ji daɗi sosai, kuma lallai ba na son in rasa damar hakar zinare. 'Lokacin da Baƙo ya Kira' ɗayan finafinan da na fi so ne in jefa lokacin da nake gida ni kaɗai. 'Insidious', 'The mallaka', 'Su'… akwai abubuwa da yawa da za a yaba da su a can idan muka huce fushin mu kuma kawai muna jin daɗin waɗannan fina-finai don abin da suke: fassarar wani ta labarin sansanin wuta. Bari mu zauna a baya, mu yi shuru na lokaci ɗaya, kuma mu ji daɗin “Boo!”

Ban da 'Kamar Sama, Don haka Belowasa' saboda abin da shitty shit shitburgers ya kasance cewa kara?

Yi haƙuri Tsoffin halaye.