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Kamar yadda tsohuwar magana ke fada, akwai wasu abubuwa guda biyu a rayuwa; mutuwa da haraji. Kuma rayuwa a wannan zamanin, ban tabbatar da wacce ta fi jinkai ba. Koyaya, ana iya jayayya da wannan ra'ayin idan ya zo ga duniyar ban mamaki ta sinima. Nuna hoto da bayyanar da Grim Reaper shi kansa, ko kuma kawai ana kiransa da Mutuwa kawai a cikin fina-finai, ya fito ne daga walwala da annashuwa zuwa ban tsoro, har ma da labarin soyayya da ke kishin na Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. 

Mutuwar ku mai kisan kai, ku.

 

Haka ne, Mutuwa na iya zama mai rahama mai banƙyama kuma a gefen juzu'i, gafartawa har zuwa gidan wasan kwaikwayo. Amma don zama mai adalci a nan, Mutuwa tana da aiki kamar kowane ɗayanmu mai matsakaicin Joes. Don haka ba za mu iya ƙiyayya da mutumin da ke da jerin sunayen wanda zai fitar da wannan jikin na waje ba cikin duk abin da ke jiran lahira. Da alama zamu iya kwatanta aikin awa 24 na Mutuwa tare da ma'aikacin DMV na yau da kullun. Ba laifin su bane dole ne ku kasance cikin wannan ɗumbin, allahn ya bar shi na bakwai na Jahannama. Amma muna ɗaukar fushinmu akan su ta wata hanya, kuma tabbas, suna samun dariya ta ƙarshe tare da wannan ƙazamar azaman hoton fuck wanda ya ƙare akan lasisin ku. Kuna kawai kullun ko ta yaya.

Da aka faɗi haka, bari mu girmama Grim Reaper wanda aka nuna tsawon shekaru a cikin fina-finai tare da ɗan jerin abubuwan da suka fi dacewa a ruhun a duniyar silima. Kuma zamu fara ne da shahararriyar yarinta.

 

Jarumi na karshe

Ian McKellen a matsayin Babban Girbi? Ku zo, a cikin kalmomin Skeletor, da sai in zama a Shi-Wawa don ba sun hada da wannan aikin ba. Tabbas, sai dai idan kai yaro ne na '90s, wannan fim ɗin bazai iya ɗaukar wuri mai laushi a cikin zuciyar baƙar fata ba, kasancewa kamar yadda manya da masu suka suka yi ta birgima da izgili, suna barazanar aikin Arnold. Haka ne, Ina tsammanin suna tsammanin wannan mummunan abu ne.

Ta kowane fanni, ko kuna jin daɗin fim ɗin ko a'a, Matsayin Grim Reaper na McKellen yana da ƙarfi sosai, kamar kowane abu da mutumin yake yi a fim. Mutuwar kyakkyawar shiga ta gaskiya ta hanyar allon fim yana wasa mafi dacewa, Hatimin Bakwai, kawai tsarkakakkiyar mace ce. McKellen tare da kwarjininsa na yau da kullun amma dan rainin hankali wanda ya kawo kowane matsayi yana buga Mutuwa cikin nasara. Har ma yana tsoratar da abin ƙyamar yarinya yana gaya masa lokacin da zai mutu. Tsine! Ian mara tsoro! Sake dawo wa abin tunawa ta hanyar danna nan.

 

Masque na Jar Mutuwar (1964)

Kamar yadda yake tare da Sir Ian McKellen, ba zan iya zama tare da kaina ba idan ban haɗa da wasan kwaikwayon Vincent Price da ke cikin almara mai ban tsoro daga tunanin Edgar Allen Poe ba. Farashi ya kasance mafi kyawunsa tare da tsarkake gashin baki-mai ɓarna a cikin fim ɗin Roger Corman na 1964 a matsayin ɗan ɓacin rai ɗan ɓarayi Yarima da ke rayuwa a ƙarƙashin mummunar barazanar mummunar cutar ta mutuwa a ƙofar gidansa. Koyaya, lokacin da babbar jam'iyyar da yake jefawa ta lalace sai wani baƙon tsari ya sanya shi a jar Reaper, wanda aka buga da kyau, Farashi da kansa, mummunan halinsa ya aikata aikin A + na Prince Prospero.

 

Fanseners

Duba idan ba za ku iya godiya da dukiyar ƙasa mai kyau ba Masu fargaba, Na gamsu sosai dole ne ku kasance mutum mara kyau. Duk da yake galibi, fim ne mai daɗi, hoto mai ban tsoro da ruhun wani mai kisan kai (Jake Busey) wanda ke ɗaukar sifar kyakkyawar ole 'Reaper a cikin fim ɗin Peter Jackson na 1994 yana da matukar damuwa a cikin mafi kyawun hanyoyi. Wannan sigar karya ta Reaps tana son sanya adadi a cikin kawunan wadanda abin ya shafa, kuma har ma yana iya kashe wasu ruhohi. Ari, Marty McFly vs Mutuwa. Duk sauran hujjojin ba su da inganci.

 

Monty Python Ma'anar Rayuwa

Da kyau, tabbas ba za mu iya samun jerin Masu girbi ba tare da haɗa da mousse na kifin Ma'anar Rayuwa ta Monty Python! Wannan sigar Malam Mutuwa ya haɗu da liyafar cin abincin dare a cikin kashi na bakwai na fim ɗin, da alama don rakiyar wani a tebur zuwa lahira. Koyaya, a tsarkake Monty Python fashion, Mista Mutuwa yayin da jam’iyya ke ishara zuwa gare shi, ya cika da kisan gilla da rafkan hira daga Flying Circus ƙungiya, kawai suna mai ɓata masa rai da ƙara shiga cikin foan bakin ciki mai girbi wanda kawai yake so ya ci gaba da sauran kwanakinsa.

 

Kwance

Fatalwar Makomar Kirsimeti wataƙila ɗayan ɗayan hotuna ne na musamman na Mutuwa a kan wannan jeri wanda ke haɗuwa da kamannin ol 'Grims waɗanda aka lulluɓe da baƙin raƙumi tare da karkatarwar zamani na allon talabijin a matsayin fuska a maimakon kwanyar da aka saba, ko a wasu lokuta, babu komai.

Dukanmu mun san labarin Dickens 'tatsuniya mai ƙarancin lokaci na kwadayi da fansa da kuma yayin sake dawo da silima a cikin fim ɗin Scrooge, Frank Cross' (Ebeneezer na zamani) tare da fatalwar fatalwar abin da zai kasance tabbas babu matsala. Wanne ne mai ban sha'awa ga fim din da aka lakafta shi a matsayin mai ban dariya. Abin mahimmanci, idan kun kasance yarinya kallon Kwance, rayukan da ke cikin ruhun da ke ɓoye a ƙarƙashin alkyabbar ruhu sun kasance da ban tsoro.

 

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