Mhmm, wannan lokacin ne na wata: da safe bayan na shiga takaddama mashaya tare da wasu rando game da yaƙi tsakanin yankan allon azurfa biyu kuma amfani da wannan rukunin yanar gizon azaman dandamali don tabbatar da dalilin da yasa nayi gaskiya.

Last lokaci, mun bincika biyu daga cikin duhun wahala na tashin hankali a cikin kai zuwa kwatancen kai wanda ya kai mu ga wasu kyawawan wurare masu duhu. Azabtarwa na ilimin halin dan Adam, labaran da ke damun mutum, jini da yawa, da kuma raunin hankali game da karkatar da hankalin ɗan adam. A wannan lokacin, mun sami fyaden dusar ƙanƙara! Amma hey, yana da biki!

Lubdan (Leprechaun) vs. Jack sanyi (Jack sanyi)

Lubdan

Matsayi: Rashin Mutuwa

Yawan wadanda aka kashe:> 40

Dalili: Yana son zinar allahnsa da / ko amarya!

Sa hannu: Kashe-kashen Lubdan yawanci suna da kirkirar kirki, dan ban tsoro, kuma kusan kullun abun dariya ne. Kashe-kashen sa suna da yawa kamar abin da nake tsammanin yara masu so da kaifin rai.

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Mafi kyawun faɗi: “Ku yi kururuwa kamar yadda kuke, yi kururuwa kamar yadda kuke iyawa; Idan kuwa ka tsere, za ka mutu da daren nan! ”

Kasawa: Ganye huɗu da baƙin ƙarfe

Backstory: Lubdan shine mai ba da labari, na ƙarshe na jinsinsa. Ba a san ainihin shekarunsa ba kamar yadda yake Leprechaun (1993) yayi ikirarin yana da shekaru 600, amma a cikin cigaban, Leprechaun 2 (1994), yana da shekaru 2,000. Ya bi Daniel O'Grady daga Ireland zuwa Amurka bayan O'Grady ya yi fasakwaurin zinarensa zuwa Dakota ta Arewa. Yunkurinsa na daukar amarya ya ci tura koyaushe, kuma gwal dinsa koyaushe tana kankama, don haka ƙiyayyarsa ta ɗan fahimta.

Yanayin jima'i: Yana da lafazin Irish. Ban san yadda ba ya iyo a cikin kaza ba.

Fina-finai: 6 (ba tare da ƙidayar 2014 ba)

Tunani na ƙarshe: Ee, babu makawa Lubdan ya sha kaye a kowane fim, amma koyaushe yana iya dawowa, kuma yana sanya lokacinsa ya ƙidaya! Wasu 'yan iska kaɗan ne suka nuna irin wannan farinciki da wayo irin na yara idan aka zo ga kashe-kashensu, balle su haifar da maganganu masu ɓarna a yayin gudanar da kasuwancinsu. Lubdan mutum ne wanda ke da fifikon abubuwan da yake so.

Jack Frost

Matsayi: Zai yiwu yana raye a wani yanayi

Yawan wadanda abin ya shafa: ~ 70 (38 daga cikin wadanda suka kasance a lokacin da yake kisan kai kafin a fara fim din farko)

Dalili: Wani sashi na halin psychopathic, wani ɓangare na ɗaukar fansa akan Sheriff Tiler

Sa hannu: Babu ɗaya musamman, kodayake wasu kashe-kashen sun fi “snowman-y” kadan fiye da wasu

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Mafi kyawun faɗi: “To wannan ba fucking mai sanyi bane!”

Kasawa: Antifiriza (Jack Frost) da ayaba (Jack Frost 2: Fansa da Mutant Killer Snowman)

Backstory: Jack Frost mai kisan gilla ne wanda ya guji kamawa tsawon shekara biyar, ya kashe mutane 38 a fadin jihohi biyar, har sai an gurfanar da Sheriff Sam Tiler. Frost yana kan hanyarsa ta zuwa zartarwa a daren dusar ƙanƙara lokacin da motar hawa ta yi karo da tankar ɗauke da kayan kwayar halitta, kuma mai kisan kai mai suna Jack Frost ya zama Jack Frost: Killer Snowman, wanda ya fara yin ruwan sama a kan Snowmonton, gidan Sheriff Tiler.

Yanayin jima'i: Mafi yawan murfin VHS suna yaudara, ya danganta da kusurwar da kuka kalle ta. Salon holographic ya nuna aboki, mai farin cikin dusar ƙanƙara har sai kun kama daidai karkatarwa-sannan kuma mai kisan kai, mai sanyin dusar ƙanƙara mai dusar ƙanƙara ya maye gurbinsa. Ya kasance mai ban mamaki da ban tsoro da ban mamaki kuma ba za ku iya kallon Jack Frost ba.

Fina-finai: 2

Tunani na ƙarshe: Jack Frost ya kasance mai kisan kai a rayuwa kamar yadda yake cikin mutuwa, kuma wannan shine mutumin da da gaske ba kwa son yin rikici da shi. Musamman lokacin da ya tabbatar da cewa ya zama mai kashe dusar ƙanƙara a cikin yankuna kamar yadda yake a Snowmonton. Jack mutum ne mara kyau tare da wasu maganganu na fushi, a bayyane yake, kuma yana da wahala barin barin.

A Winner

Kodayake Frost mutum ne mai duhu, mai lalata, a ƙarshen rana mutum ne (duk da cewa an canza shi ne) kuma yana barin motsin zuciyar sa yana gudana. Bar shi ya tafi, dude, me kuka tsammaci? Kuna kashe mutane da yawa, doka zata zo nemanku. Lubdan ya ɗan ɗan faɗi a jikinsa, ba shakka, amma ya doke Frost a kusan kowane matakin yayin da yake ba ya mutuwa (kuma ya zo ta wannan hanyar!), Yana kula da samun kyakkyawar lokacin kashe mutane, kuma ba ya jin tsoron ya miƙe game da abin da gaske yake: zinariyarsa.

“Hanyar mulki galibi tana kazanta da jinin mara laifi, kuma ba zan bari komai ya hana ni zama sarki ba. Ina da iko da ɗaukaka, da kuma kyakkyawan sarauniya da zan raba shi da shi. Raba… Yanzu akwai wata kalma da ke kwance a kaina. Sautin da ya ji yana aika haƙorana don ɗagawa da haɗar da hotuna na da aka ɗebo zinare don biyan kuɗin jin daɗin mata, ya bar ni da ƙasa da abin da nake so, kuma abin da nake so shi ne komai. Zan aure ta, yi mata gado in binne ta duk a rana ɗaya. Ina tunanin ko mahaifinta ne zai biya kudin auren da kuma jana'izar? "

Waɗannan su ne kalmomin a lashe.