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Bari Mu Fahimci Gaskiya: Bunny din na da Gaske Yana da ban tsoro

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6 years ago

Afrilu 1, 2018

Ista kyakkyawan lokaci ne na shekara, yana nuna farkon bazara da kuma ƙarshen doguwar hunturu mai duhu. Kwanaki cike da karin hasken rana, tsuntsaye suna ihu, furanni suna fure, da kuma zuwan Bunny na ban tsoro.

Kamar yawancinku, an gabatar da ni zuwa ga tunanin wani Zomo da zai isar min da ɗan alewa mara ƙyalli a lokacin ƙuruciyata. Shin kuna tuna ziyararku ta farko don samun hoto mara kyau tare da Bunny na Easter? Shin kun gudu don runguma, ko an jawo ku zuwa ga cinyarsa, harbawa da kururuwa?

Wasu daga cikinmu an albarkace su da kyawawan dunƙulen bunnies tare da kumatun roshi da murmushin maraba. Sauran sun sami sa'a mara kyau ta gaishe su da wani abu mai kama da dodo a ƙasa.

Nayi imanin cewa mafi yawan mutane masu yawan shekaru na da hoton su zaune a cinyar wata halittar mai ban tsoro kamar wannan. Ta yaya iyayenmu, ko wani mai hankalinsu, zai yi tunanin wannan zai zama kyakkyawan ra'ayi ya fi ni. Tunanin beingan ƙanƙanci da duban wani zomo mai 6 da manyan hannaye, idanuwa masu ƙyalli da haƙora masu kaifi !!!!

Wannan ba zai tabo yaro ba har abada.

ta hanyar Mahaifiyata (Shin ban kasance kyakkyawa ba? Gafara saboda ganin wando ɗan uwana)

Anotherauki wani kallo a hoton da ke sama. Shin ya kuke gani? Duba kusa (A'a, ba a wando ba, mutane. Dubi Zomo).

Duba manyan kwandunan baƙar fata inda idanu yakamata su kasance. Wannan shine hanyar shiga gidan wuta daga wacce Bunny na Easter ya fito. Idan ka daɗe sosai za a kai ka can, ba za a sake ganin ka ba.

Na koya wa 'ya'yana tun da wuri su kula da ido kaɗan don kare kansu. Da sun saurara. Allah, har yanzu ina kewan karamin Timmy.

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Sa'a a gare mu, yara na iya jin mugunta. Wannan shine dalilin da ya sa ana iya jin ihun ta'addanci a ko'ina cikin manyan shagunan kasuwanci a Amurka a wannan watan.

Kuna gani, yara ba sa son ganin Bunny na Easter. Na su iyaye so su ga Easter Bunny. Yara suna da hankali don kada su sayi ransu don musayar ɗan jelly wake.

Da gaske, wa ke cin waccan abin banza ko yaya? Ari, bari a gwada kada a yi tunanin inda waɗannan ƙwai suka fito. Ba haka ba ne kamar Bunny na da buhu na sihiri kamar Santa. Ka sani akwai wuri guda ɗaya mai ma'ana da zasu iya fitowa daga, dama?

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Don kawai in tabbatar da ka'ida ta, sai na yi saurin bincike a makarantar firamare ta gida. Babban abin da aka yi yarjejeniya akai shi ne cewa yara suna fama da “rashin lafiyar shiriritarmu” tare da ɗaukacin “Bari mu je ga bikin Bunny”.

Yaran duk sun rantse cewa za a yi ramuwar gayya ta hanyar “kyauta ta musamman a cikin Huggies” ga kowane mahaifi da ya tilasta su su ziyarci bunny a wannan shekara. Ni mutane ne na gaske; saurari ƙananan tarin farin cikin ku! Shin baku san yaran sune makomar mu ba?

(Disclaimer: Babu ainihin binciken; makarantar makarantan nasa ce saboda Almasihu. Ina son gyara abubuwa kawai. Zan iya cewa, duk da haka, malama ba ta son ni kwata-kwata. Ta ci gaba da faɗin abubuwa kamar “fita daga A nan kafin in kira ’yan sanda” da kuma cewa “yanzu ba a bar ni in dawo cikin makarantar ba.” Daga nan sai ta ci gaba da magana a kan yadda ni “mutumin tsana ne don tsoratar da kananan yara.

ta hanyar The Horror Dome

Don Allah iyaye, ɗauki wannan labarin azaman sabis na jama'a. Kada ku ba da kyawawan halayenku ga matattun-bayan-idanu, da reza-hakora masu hakora, masu cinye yara Bunny na Easter. Na yi mamakin gaskiya ba mu ga mulkin mallaka daga cikinsu yana tuki cikin fararen faranti yana gaya wa yara cewa suna da alewa da ppan kwikwiyo ba.

Bunnies na Ista sune kwallaye masu laushi na mugunta.

Don haka don Allah, tabbatar cewa an sami yara wasu kyawawan alewa a wannan shekara. Babu sauran wannan Peeps da Jelly Bean bullshit. Kamar, kyakkyawan cakulan da kuke ci a banɗaki ko kabad yayin ɓoyewa ga yaranku don kar ku raba.

(Gaskiya mai Farin Ciki: Ana kiran ƙungiyar zomaye mulkin mallaka ko gida. A can za ku je, kuna samun educationan ilimi kyauta daga naku da gaske. Maraba da zuwa.)

Shin yaranku sun so ko sun ƙi Bunny na Easter? Shin bunnin ya taɓa ba ku ɗan ragowa? Faɗa mana a cikin maganganun da ke ƙasa. Yayin da kuke wurin, bari mu san irin alewar da kuke fatan samu a kwandonku a wannan shekara!

Daga dukkan dangin iHorror, Barka da Ista gare ku da naku!

Kuna son koyo game da mafi ban tsoro Easter Bunny na duka? danna nan ga tsarkakakken mafarki mai ban tsoro wanda shine Yesu Bunny daga Hutu!

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Galluppi daraktan gajeren wando sci-fi/horror shorts ne wanda ya lashe lambar yabo wanda ayyukan yabo sun hada da. Babban Hamada Jahannama da kuma Aikin Gemini. Kuna iya duba cikakken gyaran Babban Hamada Jahannama da teaser don Gemini A kasa:

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