Patti Pauley ne ya rubuta

Akwai wani abu game da Anjelica Huston da ke kwance fuskarta ta mutumtaka a ciki The Witches wannan yana sa ka so kaɗaɗawa da jefa tsarkakakken ruwa a duk la'anannen wuri.

Idan kai yaro ne mai ban tsoro a cikin '90s, da alama an taɓa ganin Anjelica Huston a duk ɗaukakinta na ɗaukaka yayin da take birki da ɗaukar matsayin rayuwarta, Morticia Addams a cikin fina-finan Addams na Iyali; kuma muka ɓullo da shit ɗin daga gare ta tana mai da'awarta a matsayin jaririyar zamani a cikin baƙar fata dukkanmu muna son mata da uwa. Ta kasance allahn goth kuma mun ƙaunace ta da ita.

Koyaya, kafin ta yanke kawunan fure a cikin lambun goth, ta tabbatar da matsayinta a cikin tarihi a 1990 tare da mummunan hotonta na Roald Dahl's Grand High Witch.

 

An samo shi daga littafin 1983 Dahl kuma cikin baƙin ciki, fim na ƙarshe wanda mai girma Jim Henson ya samar, The Witches ya kawo adadin ƙarfin da ya dace ga allon don masu kallo matasa ba tare da wuce ƙimar PG ba. Wannan abin birgewa ne idan aka yi la’akari da babban mai adawa da fim din a cikin kalmomi da yawa, Charles Manson na mayu duniya yana umartar almajiranta su kawar da kowane ɗa ɗa na ƙarshe a Duniya ta wani hanya kuma? Chocolate, ba shakka. Cakulan da ke juyawa da abin kyama, karnuka masu saukar da kamshi, kananan brats cikin beraye. Duk da yake gabatarwar ita kaɗai wani abu ne wanda zai iya ba kowane ƙaramin yaro nightan mafarki mai ban tsoro a lokacin kwanciya, aikin Huston ne a The Witches Wannan ya tsoratar da abin da yara ke gani a farkon shekarun '90s.

Don haka a wannan ranar, wanda shima ya kasance ranar haihuwar Miss Huston, muna bikin me yasa madaukakin Maƙaryata ya kasance kuma har yanzu, shine mafi maƙaryacin mayya akan allo. * Masu lalacewa a gaba idan har yanzu ba ku ga wannan kayan wasan kwaikwayo ba.

Babban Babban Mayya Ya Bayyana 

Kamar yadda aka fada a saman wannan jam, kar a tabbata akwai wani abin da ya fi ban tsoro ga yaro fiye da kallon wani mai kyau kamar Huston na cire fatar ta mug kamar Maria Kay ta rufe fuska don bayyana ainihin ɓoye kanta.

A koyaushe yana bani matsala yadda take iya rufe wannan babban hancin mai dogon gashi a karkashin suturarta, amma ina tsammanin Babban Babban mayya tana da hanyoyinta kuma watakila ban tambaya ba in ba haka ba zan iya zama tarin toka. Wanne ya kai mu ga misali na gaba.

Babban Babban Mayya baya son magana

Dubi abin nan: idan kai matsakaiciyar mayya ce a cikin ɗaki ɗaya da na babbanka, tabbas ya kamata ka ɓoye ra'ayinka ga kanka. Kuma don kare kanka kada ku yi gunaguni a cikin numfashinku cikin kunnuwan mace mafi karfi a duniya. Kodayake sharhin ya kasance kallo ne kawai kuma ba shi da illa, Babban Maƙaryacin ya bayyana shi da raɗaɗi ko da ɗan tsoro daga waɗanda ke ƙarƙashinta zai yi musu tsada sosai.

Af, Bye Bruno!

Jahannama mai tsarki, mayya Sarauniya tana ƙin yara ko menene ?! Yayin ƙaramar taron mayu, ɗaukakakku mai martaba yana nuna sabonta, kuma sosai mafi girma ƙirƙira- Formula 86. Magungunan da za a cakuda su cikin sandunan alewa waɗanda za a watsa su ga yara a duniya. Don haka ta kawo zanga-zangar gani da ido game da abin da ake tsammanin gani da zarar dabara ta fara aiki. Yayi kama Coal Coal yana da babbar gasa a nan.

Ta fito fili yayi kokarin kashe wannan jaririn

Babban Babban Mayya ba ya nuna jinƙai ko da ga jarirai. Wancan tsarkakakken sharrin shit dama can mata da maza. Sa'ar al'amarin shine ɗan fitaccen ɗan wasanmu na Luka ya shiga tsakani kuma ya adana ranar saboda ban tabbata ba zan iya ma'amala da irin wannan kashe jaririn a cikin fim ɗin da ake tsammani na dangi.

Tana ma da ban tsoro kamar lalatacciyar bera 

Skeksis ba su da komai a kan Grand High mayya a cikin sifa mai tsabta. Lokacin da shirye-shirye suka koma baya, Mayya ta dukkan mayu ta tsinci kanta cikin halin wahala. Idan baku da tsoron beraye da beraye a da, kuna iya samun yanzu saboda Grand Highness 'canzawa da hakora shine mafi kyawun mafarki mai ban tsoro. Sannan me zai faru? Mista Bean ya murkushe ta.

Mista Fucking. Wake

Wannan mutumin anan ya kashe Babban Babban Mayya. Ina tsammani ba ma shugaban bokayen da zai iya gasa da irin wannan mojo ba.

Don haka gabaɗaya yanzu, bari muyi mata fatan alkhairi da sihiri da cikakkiyar gashi-baƙar fata mai kyau ranar haihuwa! Godiya ga duk yanayin damuwa lokacin shiga cikin shagon alewa tun yana yaro.