Patti Pauley ne ya rubuta

Dawowa a cikakkiyar 'yar shekaru huɗu, gwarzo wanda ba zai yiwu ba ya shigo duniya ta. Ya kasance mai ban dariya, yana da tsayi kimanin ƙafa goma a kan allo (ga ɗan shekara huɗu duk da haka) kuma yana da ƙwallan ƙarfe lokacin da ya shafi yin fushi da wani mummunan fushi, mai ido ɗaya. Cewa abokaina, shine mutumin, tatsuniya, rashin azabar ɗaukar Gary Busey kuma yau shine ranar haihuwarsa.

 

 

Ya kasance ne game da 1986, kuma iyayena da kakannina suna can birjik a cikin falon gidanmu suna kallon wani fim an gaya min akai-akai cewa ba a ba ni izinin gani tare da su ba. Tabbas, menene ɗan shekaru 4 yana sauraro, dama? Naci gaba da tafiya a gaba da baya daga hallway zuwa yankin da nake zaune don hango wannan haramtaccen gani a akwatin Talabijin namu har sai mai shayar da mahaifina daga karshe ya bada sannan ya zauna kusa dashi kusa da katifar mu mai launi. Shi ke nan lokacin da na san na yi lalata; na ɗan gajeren lokaci aƙalla dai.

Fim din da ake magana a kai shi ne Bulletin Azurfa na Stephen King kuma kodayake ni yarinya ce mai matukar taurin kai a cikin gidan mai son mai ban tsoro, Silver Harsashi tsoratar da jin daɗin ƙaunata daga gare ni. Yayin da nake cikin kwanciyar hankali tare da karamin kwanciya na popcorn, wurin da kerkeci ya yi tsalle ta tagar wata Stella Randolph ya faru kuma na kasance abin sha'awa kuma na firgita fiye da fahimta. Tabbas, na sanya fuskata ƙaramar fuska kuma nayi ta zina a cikin fim ɗin saboda allah, na nemi wannan. Kuma zan tabbatar wa sassan iyayen da zan iya daukar fim din. Amma da gaske a ciki na kasance na na wando wando na. Koyaya, abu daya ya sa duk abubuwan da suka faru suka ɗan sauƙaƙa wa ɗan ƙaramin firgitar da na yi: Uncle fucking Red.

Uncle Red, wanda Sir Gary na Busey ya buga, ya kasance a matsayin jarumi kuma mai ba da dariya a cikin wannan labarin na wata mai cike da firgici kuma na ga kaina na yi ta dariya a cikin halayensa a duk lokacin da zai nuna a kan allo tare da maganganun sa na izgili da 'yar karamar dariya. . Wannan karamin wawan Jack-Ass ɗin da ya gaya wa Marty shi ne mafi kyawun abin dariya da ban taɓa ji ba a cikin shekaru huɗu na a Duniya na gaya muku. Kuma a cikin fim ɗin halin Busey a hankali ya zama wani nau'in siffa ta Superhero a idanuna. Shi ne mutumin da ya ba wa dan uwarsa da dan uwansa damar shakku a kan da'awar cewa Tarkers Mills ya dauki nauyin dodo mai kisan kai; kuma yaran sun san waye shi a ƙasan dukkanin gashin dabbobi. Wani irin kumbura guy! Har ma an sanya musu harsashi na azurfa, koda kuwa kawai don yanki na hankali ne a cikin tsarin tunanin sa.

Zuwa ƙarshen duk da haka, tare da wannan yanayin yanayi a daren Halloween tare da cikakken wata, Marty, Jane, da Uncle Red tare da lashe rijistar shahararrun Masanikai, wani lokacin ne wanda zai rayu cikin rashin mutunci a cikin fim mai ban tsoro kuma a cikin ƙaramar duniyar da na murɗe lokacin da Uncle Red ya zo fuska da fuska tare da Reverend Werewolf. Na kasance a gefen wurin zama na. Shin wannan shine ƙarshen Ja? Shin wannan sabon gwarzon nawa zai fara gogewa ne?

KASAMU A'A !! Gary Busey ya ce lokaci ya yi da za a yi jita-jita kuma ya yi kokawa da unwolf. Kawai ɗauki wannan hukuncin a ƙarin lokaci. GARY BUSEY YAYI KOYARWA. Salon WWF farawa tare da keta kujera a bayan dabbar. Babban taron ne kuma sabon gwarzon da nake nema ya kasance yana baje kolin wadancan gashin kirjin na karfe. Ya kasance mai ɗaukaka. Musamman ma ga ɗan mutum kamar ni kaina da ke tsalle sama da ƙasa wanda ya samo asali don ƙarshen wannan tsoratarwar a matsayin ƙarnin kare. Wancan shine ranar da Gary Busey ya zama gwarzo a cikin littafina.

Barka da ranar haihuwar 73rd Gary Busey! Wani wuri, wani yana jin haushi a kan katunan ƙwallan ƙwallan Yankees, Phillies, da Indiya don yin bikin.