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Afrilu 13, 2017

Kyakkyawan haɗin kai tsakanin yanayin ban tsoro da fina-finai na hutu abu ne wanda ba lallai bane ku nemi nesa don samu. A takaice, kusan kowane hutun Hallmark da muke yi, za mu iya samun fim mai ban tsoro wanda ke ɗaukar saitin ranar kiyayewar. Daga Sharrin Sabuwar Shekara, to Leprechaun, Krampus, kuma duh, John Masassaƙin Halloween, nau'ikan yana ba mu magoya baya masu ban tsoro wani abu da za mu kalla a waɗancan ranakun hutu daga aiki, yayin da muke ɗora jakunanmu a cikin wannan lazy Boy mai jin daɗi kuma mu kiyaye waɗannan bukukuwan ƙasa. Kuma kamar yadda yanayin Holiday Horror ya bamu wasu daga cikin mafi kyawun fina-finai masu ban tsoro a wannan ɓangaren gidan abinci, rukunin masu ban tsoro sun kuma ba mu wasu ƙananan dodannin da ba su taɓa damuwa ba waɗanda muka taɓa gani a fim - kamar Yesu Ista Bunny.

Duk cikin jirgin FUCK NO jirgin kasa zuwa Easter Town!

Tare da duk finafinan firgita na hutu da ake gabatarwa, fim ɗin ban tsoro na Easter ba shi da siriri ga ɗayan, sai dai idan kuna zurfafawa cikin circuitungiyar Independent wacce ke alfahari da irin taken kamar Lahadi Lahadi, Da kuma Ranar Beaster: Ga Peter CottonHell ya taho- da gaske, bincika waɗannan duwatsu masu daraja na B-fim idan kuna jin daɗin kyakkyawan cuku. Koyaya, lokacin da tsohuwar tarihin 2016 Holidays ya bayyana kyakkyawan lokacin sa a cikin jama'a, a ƙarshe mun sami firgita na Ista wanda duk mun cancanta. Koda koda yanki ne kawai a cikin jerin abubuwan tarihi, Ranakun hutu cokali na rashin kyawun kirki wanda Nicolas McCarthy ya jagoranta ya ƙusheshi kamar cin nasara giciye. Gajeren labarin yana bayarwa har abada yana cutar da hotonka na wannan kwaro mai kwarjini wanda yake saukar da shit mounds na jelly wake a farfajiyarka tare da wayo labari tare da mafi ban tsoro fuckin 'bunny da na taɓa gani a cikin rayuwata.

Sashin Ista daga Holidays ya haɗu da ɓangaren addini da tsinkaye waɗanda suke hutun bazara ta hanyar ba da Masihu da zomo a cikin wata ɓarnar halitta da aka nuna ta baƙo abubuwa mallaka Demogorgon, Mark Steger. Halin da Steger yake dashi na wani bunny daga can gaba daya hakika abun tsoro ne kamar yadda labarin yake, wata yarinya ta kama Bunny din Easter a wajen aiki a gidanta, amma maimakon wannan bun ɗin da yake ɓoye ƙwai, sai kiddo ya tsorata yana kallon yadda wannan halittar ke tsirar da kaji. daga raunukan wulakanci. Kawai .. Mai tsarki fucks ..

Jees-ter Bunny ya kama iska wanda ake kallon shi kuma ya fuskanci fushin hanci tare da ɗan kallon, kuma gunkin hutun ya fara don ɓoye abin da yarinyar ta sa ta sa yatsun ta cikin yatsun haƙarƙarinsa. Yesu bunny Kristi, damuwa yana sanya shi a hankali.

Gajeren labarin har da hada al'adun addini na cin jiki daga jikin Kristi lokacin da yesu Cottontail ya sanar da yaron cewa babu wanda ya taba sanya masa ido, kuma a cikin yin hakan, yana bukatar ta maye gurbinsa. Daga nan zomo mai farautar ya ɗauki ƙwaryar Ista, ya umurce ta da ta buɗe muƙamuƙanta, kuma ta sanya ƙwan a cikin bakinta a matsayin wani nau'I na al'adar wucewa ta zama halattacciyar bunny.

Idan har yanzu baku ga sashin ba, ko gidan wuta gaba ɗaya Holidays anthology duk da haka, Ina roƙon ku da ku tsallake shirin da ke ƙasa ku kalli ba kawai wannan ɓangaren gaba ɗaya ba, amma cikakken fim ɗin tare da shi wanda ke gudana a halin yanzu akan Netflix. Koyaya, ga waɗanda suka saba amma suna buƙatar mai wartsakewa, Ina ba ku abin da za a yi na Ista wanda aka kintsa da man dare na dare. Hakanan, sai dai idan kuna da ƙiyayya ga yaranku, zan daina barin barin su kallon wannan.

Don haka ee, a bayyane yake a nan cewa Yesu Easter Bunny ya ɗauki kambin ƙaya a matsayin sarki mai ban tsoro don mummunan dodo. Ba zan sake kallon bunnies a hanya guda ba, kuma sai dai idan kun gani Watership Down, ba za ku yi ba.

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