Anan muna tare da wata ranar soyayya a kanmu. Ko kuna son shi ko ku ƙi shi, zai zama ko'ina cikin fuskoki ba tare da la'akari da runguma ko ƙiyayyar hutun ba. Valentines 'rana ce ta soyayya da bayyana ta ga wadanda kuka damu da su, a kalla hakan' abin da Hallmark ya fada min. A cikin silima mai ban tsoro duk da haka, yana iya zama barazanar rai saboda haka lokacin da Cupid ya buge wani mahaukaci mai ɓoye don wanda aka azabtar ya fusata ya guje. Tarihin finafinai mai ban tsoro ya tabbatar da cewa wani lokacin sauƙin soyayya na iya canzawa zuwa wani abu mafi mutuƙar gaske. A cikin girmamawa ga St. Valentines, bari mu yi mubaya'a ga wasu daga cikin waɗannan ƙawayen ƙazamar ƙawancen soyayya.

 

 

 

 

Otis da Riley

Otis mai satar ɗan adam ne / mai kisan kai tare da yunwa don sha'awar batsa ta matasa. A matsayinsa na direban isar pizza, yana sace 'yan mata, yana ɗaure su a cikin gidansa duka don cika burinsa na makarantar sakandare. Yana nuna cewa shi mashahurin abin dariya ne kuma kowane daga cikin wadanda ake wa lakabi da "Kim," duk Amurka ce mai faranta rai. Bayan makonni na kirkirarrun wasan kwallon kafa da kuma nuna wasu ranaku, babban burin Otis shine ya dauki “Kim” zuwa wurin alkawarin (a cikin ginshikinsa) sannan ya kulla yarjejeniyar a bayan kujerar Trans-Am.

Wanda aka kashe a baya, yarinya mai suna Riley, an tilasta shi ne ya ba da tufafin "Kim" kuma ya yi tayin Otis ko kuma haɗarin karya tunanin da kuma yanka shi. Duk abin da sha'awar Otis ta kasance tare da wannan halin Kim, to ya isa mai ban tsoro don ya zama abin firgita dole ne a gani ga masoyan tsoro 'karshen mako na soyayya. Kar a manta pizza!

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Esther da Yahaya

Ahh, labarin wata yarinya 'yar shekara 9 mai kamar al'ada wacce ta zama wata ƙwarƙwarar mace' yar shekara 33 da ta kamu da cutar rashin lafiya. An shiga cikin abin da yayi kama da ƙa'idodin iyali, dangin da suka dauke ta hankali game da wani abu tare da yarinyar. Tare da munanan abubuwan da ke faruwa dama da hagu waɗanda suke neman su bi Esther, wannan ya sa mahaifiya, Kate, ta tona tarihinta na baya. Tabbatar da cewa ba ita ce kamar yadda take ba. Tabbas, kamar dai babu wanda ya yarda da ita. Saboda wane irin fim ne wannan? BORING. Yayin da muke zurfafawa cikin wannan fim din, mun koyi cewa burin “Esther” shi ne ta kawar da dukan dangin kowa amma baban John, kamar yadda take so da kanta. Duk da yake ƙoƙarin yaudarar mahaifinta da ya yi maye, ina ganin babu matsala idan aka ce duk mun ɗan ɗan ɓata kadan. Ko. Ya miƙe tsaye ya ba ni wasannin motsa jiki.

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Freddy Krueger da Lisa

Yanzu wannan ya ɗan fi rikitarwa. A cikin ramuwar gayya na Freddy, yayin da fim ɗin ke tafiya, Krueger mai cinye sabon titi Elm titin yana cin Krueger a hankali har sai sun haɗu da shi cikin jiki ɗaya. Wanne ba ya taimaka wajan wannabe mai wahala tare da kwayar idanunsa Lisa. Kusan kamar kayan Jekyll da Hyde, halayen Kruger da Jesse suna faɗa a cikin wannan jikin har sai Freddy ya cinye shi gaba ɗaya. Har sai lokacin da Lisa ta furta ƙaunarta ga Jesse yayin da take fuskantar Krueger cewa Freddy yana ƙonewa a tunanin “”auna” da poof! Ya tafi. Barin shi cikin toka da ƙura kuma Jesse yana tasowa daga gawa mai toka don kasancewa tare da ƙaunarsa ta gaskiya. Awwwwwwww. Mai dadi ko ba haka ba?

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David da Nicole

Ok don haka a zahiri wannan ya fi zama mai ban sha'awa maimakon ɓangaren tsoro; Amma ba zan iya barin Mark daga wannan labarin ba tare da barin mummunan ɗanɗano a bakina. Marky Mark ya bar wasu gungun mutane masu dadi don saka kayan kara kamar David a cikin Tsoro tare da Reese Witherspoon (Nicole), wanda aka azabtar da shi a tunaninsa "Dole ne in samu ku ko zan kashe duk wanda yake kokarin" soyayya. Kammalawa tare da wani shrine mai ban tsoro wanda ya gina don girmama ɗan gajeren dangantakarsa da Nicole, dole ne in ce: David ya zo ne a matsayin mafarki mai ban tsoro ga iyaye da 'yan mata mata duka tare da halin ɗabi'arsa na ɗabi'a da kuma tasirin tashin hankali ga duk wanda ke tsaye a hanyarsa ta abin yana so. Kuma abin da yake so shine Nicole. 4 Hauwa. Yi haƙuri, dole ne in faɗi shi.

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Hannibal Lecter da Clarice Starling

Lecter da Starling. Tatsuniya ta dakile masoya. Duk da yake finafinan a bayyane suna mayar da hankali kan sha'awar laccar tare da wakilin FBI, amma ba su taɓa yin “cikakken harshe da kunci” tare da labarin littafin ba kuma inda gaske ne, har suka gama gudu tare. Hakan yayi daidai. A cikin littafin littafin Hannibal ya ƙare tare da yin kwalliyar kwalliya a Buenos Aires. Anan ga yadda abin yake da gaske:

Starling tana sane da cewa Lecter yana hannun Verger, don haka tayi ƙoƙarin ceton shi. Rauni a cikin fafatawa da bindiga; Lecter ya cece ta kuma ya kula da ita cikin koshin lafiya. Daga nan sai ya sanya ta a cikin tsarin mulki na canzawa da kwayoyi a kokarin sa ta yarda ita 'yar uwarsa ce da ta daɗe, Mischa. A wannan lokacin, Lecter ya kama Krendler kuma ya yi masa aikin ɓarna yayin da yake raye. Yayin cin abincin dare, Lecter ya kwashe cokali na kwakwalwar Krendler don jin dadi. A cikin littafin, ya ciyar da kwakwalwar Krendler ga Starling, wanda ya ji daɗi. Soyayya a mafi kyawu.

Shirye-shiryen Lecter na wanke ƙwaƙwalwa Starling ya ƙare ƙarshe, yayin da ta ƙi yarda da halin mutuntaka ta. Daga nan sai ta bude rigarta ta mikawa Lecter nononta; ya yarda da tayin nata kuma su biyun suka zama masoya. Sun bace tare, sai kawai aka sake ganin su shekaru uku bayan haka a Buenos Aires daga tsohon mai doka Barney Matthews, wanda ke tsoron ransa, ya bar Buenos Aires nan take, ba zai dawo ba.

Lokaci zai nuna idan Bryan Fuller zai bamu wannan layin labarin lokacin da ya gabatar da halayyar Starling a cikin jerin Hannibal. Ni mutum na so in ga madadin sigar da kuma littafin wasan kwaikwayon abubuwan da ke faruwa a kan allon azurfa kamar yadda muke da madadin. Me kace?

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