Patti Pauley ne ya rubuta

Yi mani lakabi idan kuna so a matsayin "mai rubutun ra'ayin ban tsoro mai ban tsoro", amma kuyi allah idan ban sanya ni jin daɗin magana game da rayuwar bege da lokutan da ba za a iya mantawa da su ba tun lokacin samartaka da ta rikide mu zuwa cikin masu ban tsoro da muke yau. Hakanan, Ina da wasu daga cikinku da ke son yin yawo da hanyar ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya kuma, kuma tabbas kuna yi! Nunin shit na yanzu wanda ke kewaye da mu a cikin zamantakewar yau na iya zama mai banƙyama, mai gajiyarwa, da kuma wahalar da rai lokacin da kuka isa gare shi. Don haka idan zan iya ba ku damar tserewa na minti biyar kawai kuma in ba ku wasu abubuwan jin daɗi a wurin wasu labarai masu ban tsoro ko abin da ba haka ba, hakika ina farin cikin tilastawa. Kuma a yau za mu waiwaya baya ga wasu mafi kyawu, kuma tir da shi, haruffa mafi ban tsoro a cikin finafinan yara.

 

Don zama a takaice kuma a sarari, haruffan da zan yi magana a kansu a yau ba lallai ne su fito daga fim mai ban tsoro ba, amma sun bar tambarin ta'addanci a cikin fim ɗin yara kuma sun cika isasshen mai don mafarkai na kwana a cikin ƙananan ƙanƙantar hankalinmu. Waɗannan haruffa su ne ƙididdigar dodannin G na ƙuruciyanmu kuma sun ba da hanya don sha'awarmu game da yanayin jin tsoro a cikin kansa wanda ke haifar da gano irin waɗannan tsoffin paragons masu ban tsoro kamar Freddy Krueger da kuma Michael myers. Don haka bari mu tsaya tsayin daka mu gaishe da wadannan gwaraza wadanda ba a san su ba wadanda za a iya daukar su a matsayin masu kyakkyawar alaka da fara kyakkyawar alaka da nau'ikan da muke so da soyayya tare da mutum bakwai, daga abin da nake tsammani, su ne mafi karancin 'yan damfara daga fina-finan sada zumunta.

 

 

ET Terarin restasar

Yi dariya idan har dole ne, amma a halin da kake ciki, KA FAHIMCI BA KOME BA KUMA TA YAYA WANNAN BAI FITAR DA KA BA KODA KIRA ?! Saurara, na girma ne akan finafinai masu ban tsoro. Kuma yayin da yawancin kawai suka ba da kyakkyawar nishaɗi a gare ni da rashin tsoro, jahannama na yi wa Freddy da Kincaid dariya daga Mafarki Warriors, E fuckin 'T ya ba ni mummunan mafarki. Kuma mahaifina, a cikin cikakkiyar kulawa ta iyaye wanda ya san rashin kwanciyar hankalina tare da baƙin baƙon wuya, ya rigaya ya sanya fosta na wannan ƙaramar yarinyar a daidai gadona a lokacin yana ɗan shekara uku. Irin wannan dick motsa Baba. Tho, Zan furta cewa apple ba ya faduwa nesa da bishiyar kuma wannan wani abu ne da zan yiwa yara na 100%.

Ko ta yaya, wannan ɗan manjan mai ban tsoro, tare da dogon yatsun hannuwansa masu taɓa shit, tsawaita wuyansa kamar ɗan ƙarami, da haske mai haske ja abubuwa ne na tsarkakan mafarki. Oh ee, wannan ƙaramin baƙon zombie ne. Kwance take duk fari, fatalwa, da ummm MUTU; sa'annan kuma ya zama yana rayuwa mai ruɗar da wasu datti marasa amfani game da wayoyi. GTFO.

Hakanan, anan ET sake yankewa azaman mai ban tsoro trailer. Spot a zahiri. Haske akan.

 

 

Babban Marge- Babban Jirgin Ruwa na Wee

Yessir. Hadari ne mafi muni da ban taba gani ba. Babban motar dakon kaya a kan babbar hanyar zuwa Alamo don Sir Wee na Pee yana da ɗan taƙaitaccen fim a cikin fim ɗin farko na Herman, wanda kuma ya kasance farkon fitowar darekta don mai goth-fantasy master Tim Burton, ya bar babban tasiri a cikin ƙungiyar na gargajiya. Da yawa sosai, koda kuwa baku taɓa ganin fim ɗin ba na ɗan lokaci, kai ko kaɗan, ka tuna Babban Marge. Don haka wannan a cikin kansa, yana da ban sha'awa sosai kuma yana nuna irin tasirin tasirin wannan halayyar kuma yana ci gaba da kafa tare da kowane veiwing na wannan ƙwanƙolin wasan. Canjin yanayin Klayyar da yake nuna ainihin siffar Marge kamar baƙon abu ne kuma mai ban tsoro kamar yadda yake shekaru 30 da suka gabata. Don haka, idan minti ne mai zafi tun lokacin da kuka nutse ciki Babban Kasadar Pee Wee, gaya wa Babban Babban Marge ya aika yah da pop a cikin wannan taskar ƙasa yau da dare!

 

 

Babban Babban Mayya- Bokaye

Da farko dai, lokacin da muka fara sanya idanunmu kan Angelica Huston a matsayin Babbar Mayya, muna sauƙaƙan shaida ɗayan kyawawan halittu a wannan duniyar. Har sai da ta har sai ta bare fuskar ta ba shakka, sannan tsarkakakkun shit snacks ..

Kafin ta lallashi duniya a matsayin Morticia Addams, Huston ta sake sanya mana tsammani cewa gidan cakulan a kantin alawa kamar yadda take kashewa gaba daya kuma saboda rashin ingantaccen lokaci, ya sihirce mu a matsayin mafi sharrin mata a duniya a The Witches. A bayyane yake daya daga cikin mafi ban tsoro lokacin daga labarin Roald Dahl akan fim, shine wurin a dakin taro na otal inda duk wadannan matan da suka tsinke suka cire hular gashi da safar hannu, suna ba da kawunan da hannayen da suka cika wart; kuma tabbas babban bayyanar Babban mayya, Babban mayya dukkansu. Kuma oh mutum, shin sun ba Huston kulawa mai ban tsoro? Ta kuma yi magana da babbar murya duk da haka, tana tsoratar da sautin da ba za ku iya taimaka ba amma ku sami tsinkaye daga. Musamman lokacin da ta sami SUPER PISSED a wasu yar karamar mayya wacce ta kalubalanci shirin shugabanta na aiwatar da goge yaran duniya. Kuma haka wannan ya faru…

Fuelarin man fetur mai ban tsoro a shafi na gaba!

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