Ofarshen Lokacin bazara yana kanmu, kuma ga yawancinmu wannan yana nufin ƙarshen lokaci mai yawa. Don haka kafin zangon bazara ya kare, ga su nan 10 Fina-Finan Tsoron Campy kuna buƙatar kallo yayin da har yanzu za ku iya!

Fina-Finan da suka ƙunshi wannan jeren sun sanya shi ne saboda masaniyarsu, da kwarjininsu, da walwala da annashuwa, ko da dariyar ta kasance da gangan ko a'a. An shirya shi ne don taimaka muku samun tsofaffin duwatsu masu daraja da aka manta, don haka fina-finai kamar Muguwar Mutuwa da Juma'a 13 ba za a haɗa su ba - kun ga waɗannan sau miliyan, don haka ba waɗannan gwada!

Kwandon Kwando (1982) [youtube id = ”wtmLKrxR6H0 ″ daidaita =" hagu "yanayin =" al'ada "autoplay =" a'a "] Menene a cikin kwandon? Oh, ba komai. Aan ƙaramin ƙaramin aljanin da zai tsinka ku gunduwa-gunduwa. Wani saurayi daga ƙasar ya ƙaura zuwa cikin babban birni don neman ɗaukar fansa saboda raba shi da Siamese Twin da ya gurbace. Wasan kwaikwayon ya cika saman, kuma bari in gaya muku, don irin wannan fim ɗin mashi mai ban dariya, wannan ƙaramin dodo shine ban tsoro kamar yadda duk jahannama. Babu wani abu kamar son 'yan uwantaka.

 

Babbar Jagora (1989) [youtube id = ”Sf5d44T-RNc” align = ”left” mode = ”normal” autoplay = ”no”] Kodayake akwai kusan fina-finai Babbar Jagora guda 736, ukun farko sune mafi kyawu. Daga cikin waɗannan ukun, farkon tashin hankali duka. Yana da kyau gory kuma rayarwa tayi kyau a cikin wannan. Sakamakon Charles Band shima mai kyau ne, yana ƙirƙirar waƙar taken taken ko'ina cikin ikon amfani da sunan kyauta. Puananan ppan tsana kuma suna da kyau sosai! Wato har sai sun kashe ka.

 

Sleepaway Camp (1983) [youtube id = ”T9K2ARikYzE” adaidaita = ”hagu”] Yayi kyau, wataƙila ina samun tsira tare da duk abubuwan da nake yi a Camp, amma wannan ba yana nufin ya kamata a cire wannan fim ɗin daga wannan jerin ba. Babban abin takaici game da (menene kuma?) Matasa da ake kashewa a sansanin marasa ƙarfi! An san wannan fim ɗin don yana ƙarewa abin ban mamaki. Kar kayi min karya; kayi ba ga zuwan.

 

Prowler (1981) [youtube id = ”stnK1-uPVX0 ″ daidaita =” hagu ”] Wani mahaukaci yana kan sako-sako kuma yana son ɗaukar fansa. Sauti sananne? Tasirin Tom Savini na musamman a wannan fim ɗin abin birgewa ne, Yin rashin cikakken makirci na asali. Prowler ya ƙunshi yawancin mutuwa da zubar da jini tare da ƙarancin aiki. Don fim ɗin campy 80, menene ƙari kuma? Wannan haka ne, ba komai. Kalli wannan fim din.

 

Ranar Haihuwar Jini (1981) [youtube id = ”Cm0yGeH-tKo” tsara layi ɗaya = ”hagu”] 'Ya'ya uku an haifa daga uwaye daban a yayin kusufin rana kuma sakamakon shine kyawawan yara uku, lafiyayyu waɗanda suke so fucking kisan kai. Akwai yiwuwar wasu bayanan kimiyya waɗanda zasu iya tallafawa abubuwan gaskiya a cikin fim ɗin. Akwai kawai ya zama! Idan ku da manyanku suna tunanin samun yara amma kuna kan shinge, kallon wannan fim ɗin tabbas zai taimaka muku ku shiga cikin halin fara fara fitowa dasu kai tsaye.

 

Sterungiyar Monster (1980) [youtube id = ”sjyhqECi108 ″ daidaita =” hagu ”] Waƙa. Rawa Farashin Vincent. Donald Pleasance. Shahararren malamin nan Mr. Price yana wasa da vampire wanda ya ciji marubuci ya kawo shi Monster Club don yi masa godiya game da gudummawar da ya bayar, inda muke samun gajerun labarai guda uku game da halittun. Ungiyoyin mawaƙa suna wasa tsakanin ɓangarori da waƙoƙin a cikin wannan fim ɗin suna da ban dariya da kuma saman masara. Suna da kyau sosai kamar yadda zasu iya makalewa a cikin kai har sai kun isa inda kuke so ku cire shi dama. Idan wannan shine niyya, wannan fim din yayi nasara. "Dodanni mulki, lafiya!"

 

Deep Blue Sea (1999) [youtube id = ”M-493KsbW6g” adaidaita = ”hagu”] Wannan fim ɗin na iya zama kamar ba shi da wuri a cikin wannan jerin, amma ya cancanci a haɗa shi duk da haka. Shekarun 90 ba shine mafi kyawun lokacin don fina-finai masu ban tsoro ba, amma wani lokacin tsananin shekarun ya samar da wasu abubuwa masu ban mamaki a saman farin jini. Deep Blue Sea ya tsoratar da yawancinku lokacin da kuke ƙuruciya, kuma hakan daidai ne a yarda! Yana da kamar idan Jaws, idan Jaws kawai ba cewa mai kyau kuma an haɗa shi LL Cool J.

 

Tatsuniyoyi Daga Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) [youtube id = ”6OssUeer57A” adaidaita = ”hagu”] Zan rubuta wani abu kamar na yi wa sauran fina-finai a cikin wannan jerin, amma Mai Cryptkeeper ya ce hanya mafi kyau fiye da yadda na taɓa iya kasancewa a cikin motar motar. Ku dai saurara masa maimakon ni.

 

 

 

Matattu Rayayye (1992) [youtube id = ”O8LIug1cP04 ″ daidaita =” hagu ”] Kalmomi biyu don motsa sha'awar ku: Peter Jackson. Ee, Ubangiji Na Zobe's Peter Jackson. Kana sha'awar tukuna? Ya kamata ku zama. Wannan fim din bashi da hankali. Kalli wannan fim din da puke. An cika shi da yawa a saman sansanin da ƙirar ƙira, wannan fim ɗin shine ɗayan mafi kyawu a cikin dukkanin yanayin tsoro. Aljan al'amuran jima'i. Kashe jariran da suka mutu. Mass lawnmower undead wargajewa. Ana bukatar karin bayani? Da gaske, kawo jakar barf.

Kuma ƙarshe, amma tabbas ba least

Troll 2 (1990) [youtube id = "9KCct4RwLNM" daidaitawa = "hagu"] Wannan shine fim mafi ban dariya da na taɓa gani. Wannan fim din ya munana kwarai da gaske har ya zama sifa shirin gaskiya wancan yana zuwa daki-daki game da yadda mummunan sa yake. Yana da ban mamaki, campy, kuma m. Ba ni da tabbacin abin da waɗannan mutane suke tunani lokacin da suka rubuta wannan rubutun amma duk abin da ya kasance, na yi farin ciki da suka yi. Ya zama kyakkyawan bala'i ta hanyar da kuma ta hanyar. Ana kallon wannan mafi kyau a cikin babban rukuni na mutane waɗanda ke sama da awa ɗaya da rabi suna dariya. Haƙiƙa alama ce ta “mummunar mummunar fim”.

Me kuke jira? Lokacin bazara zai tafi ba da daɗewa ba, don haka samu kallo! Ya kamata ku ƙara yawan lokacinku na kyauta ta hanyar kallon yawancin jini akan fuska da kuma mummunan aiki kamar yadda ya yiwu. Kowa ya san haka. Kimiyya ce.